(#3)This is an ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadianauthorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. Radio conversation released by the Chief of naval Operations 10-10-95.
Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees the North to avoid a collision.
Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again,
divert YOUR course.
Canadians: No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.
Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN. THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT'S ONE FIVE
DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE TAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETYOF THIS SHIP.
Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
2006-06-20 11:41:40 · 10 answers · asked by jesus_freak_forever3days2grace 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
if you think its funny im me
2006-06-20 11:43:00 · update #1
hahahahaa... good!!! how come we can't give points to good questions?
2006-06-20 11:46:44 · answer #1 · answered by ma_isa 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yea, funny, heard it before, but i'm pretty sure it wasn't us ship and canadien lighthouse. think it happened somewhere else. i mean cmon, the opposite would make more sense any way
2006-06-20 12:00:57 · answer #2 · answered by ohwelliguessnoprofile 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok i dont get it....is the joke trying to make fun of americans or canadians and if it is making fun of americans as i think it is then it is pretty wierd that you would make fun of your own country...as im assuming you are american...if you're not and if this joke was totally misinterpretted by me then ignore this comment.
2006-06-20 13:25:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanx for that. It's a great story.
2006-06-22 05:47:42 · answer #4 · answered by Freddie de Lange 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha...Yup...That's funny alright.
2006-06-20 11:47:29 · answer #5 · answered by Rara 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its funny but i don't really fancy a chat right now.. thank you
2006-06-20 11:47:37 · answer #6 · answered by Med Student 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL figures
2006-06-20 12:21:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hell yeah that **** is funny
2006-06-20 11:48:56 · answer #8 · answered by T-MAC 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY!
2006-06-20 11:47:13 · answer #9 · answered by JenniT 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-06-20 13:07:31 · answer #10 · answered by Eric51 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋