2006-06-20 11:31:55 · 25 answers · asked by Midnight Dynamo 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
it liked it's bark?
2006-06-20 11:34:21 · answer #1 · answered by Cateyes77 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Because he heard the tree barks
2006-06-20 11:34:02 · answer #2 · answered by Mary 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont know, but how about this one then?
Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A: he was dead.
Q: Why did the others fall out of the tree?
A: they thought it was a game.
2006-06-20 12:00:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The tree was barking!
2006-06-20 11:34:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because the dog was trying to fly like a frisbee
2006-06-20 11:34:20 · answer #5 · answered by Rick 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because she was female and the tree had low branches.
2006-06-20 11:34:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it wasnt a dog it was god falling out of the sky backwards
2006-06-20 11:48:18 · answer #7 · answered by *-*-*-*-*-*-*-* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know I shouldn't stoop to this, but....
Because she (the tree) had a nice knot hole.
2006-06-20 11:34:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
because it was a dogwood tree
2006-06-27 06:37:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It had plenty of bark, but not much bite. *smiles* Wasn't that clever?
2006-06-20 12:02:42 · answer #10 · answered by Lindsey L. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um...because he was a hot dog?? No wait, that was another joke... :(
2006-06-20 11:34:02 · answer #11 · answered by trixxie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋