Try to make me laugh!!!?

Question

try to make me laugh and you'll get 10 points, just answer those questions:
1. what is the most funny question you've ever found on yahoo! answers?
2. what is the most ridiculous phobia out there.
3. what is the most stupid celeb.-baby name?
4. tell me a joke!!!
5. you're done!!!

Answer 1

1. Can you get pregnant from swallowing sperm? 2. Being afraid of peaches(the maury show). 3. Apple.(Gweneth Paltrow) that would be like naming your baby banana or orange. 4. I'm not good at telling jokes but i'm so cute, people laugh anyway. 5. I'm done!!!

Answer 2

The fuuniest question:
the title was just fart. no question just fart.

funniest phobia
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia - fear of long words
(longest word in english language serious)

Stupid baby celeb name
Moses (FN MOSES)

joke
An executive was in a bind. He had to get rid of one member of his staff. He had narrowed it down to two people: Mary and Jack. The decision was hard to make as they were both equally senior, equally qualified, and both did excellent work. He finally decided that whoever used the water fountain first would be let go. Mary came in the next day and was dreadfully hung over - she had really been partying the night before. She went over to the water fountain to get some water, so she could take some aspirin, when the executive approached her and said, "Mary, I have never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off." Mary replied, "Then you'll have to jack off. I have a hell of a headache."

Answer 3

1.Your crazy!?[that was an actually question on answers]
2.snotaphobia
3.Lyric[sumone named a little gurl lyric!]
4.A blonde is roller-skating down the board-walk one day. She's just skating along in her Lycra pants, smiling at everyone, listening to her Walkman. She decides that she really needs a haircut. She skates into the first salon she sees and goes up to the hairdresser and says, "I need a haircut." The hairdresser checks her out and says, "OK, sit down and take off your headphones." "No way!" shouts the blonde, "If I take off my headphones, I'll die!" "Then I can't give you a haircut," replies the hairdresser. So the blonde gets up and leaves and skates further down the board-walk. She sees another salon, goes in, and says to the hairdresser, "I need a haircut... but you can't take off my headphones or I'll die!" The hairdresser looks at her a little weird, but says, "OK, no problem. Have a seat." So the blonde sits down and the hairdresser comes up behind her, and when she isn't looking, rips the headphones off her head. Suddenly the blonde starts choking, and soon turns blue in the face, then keels over and dies right there in the salon chair. The hairdresser is a little freaked by this. The hairdresser leans over and cautiously listens into the blonde's headphones and hears...
"Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."
5. wait there wasnt an actual 5 never mind!

Answer 4

1- Is Myspace really dangerous?
2- Alektrophobia: A fear of chickens
3- Apple
4- Why did the Barney cross the road?
To eat the chicken before him.
5- yay!

Answer 5

1. Is a hand job considered oral sex?
2. BUTTERFLYS!!! AHHHGG!
3. I'm gonna go with Suri all I can think of is "Suri with a fringe on top"
4. Why couldn't the 12 year old go to that new pirate movie? Cuz it was rateed " Aaaarree"
5. Stick a fork in me

Answer 6

1. Umm.. i'm not really sure... i was initially amused by "how much wood could a woodchuck chuck.....", but it's getting a little old now...
2.Arachibutyrophobia: the fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth
3. Apple... or Kal-el
5. A duck walked into a pharmacy one day, and asked the pharmacist, "Have you got any grapes?" The pharmacist replied, "No, we don't sell grapes here, this is a drug store." The duck says, "Okay, thanks." and leaves.
The next day, the duck returns to the drug store, and again, asks, "Have you got any grapes?" The pharmacist says, "Nope..we don't sell grapes here." Again, the duck thanks him, and leaves.
Day after day the duck keeps going back and asking for grapes until one day the pharmacist yells, "No! We don't have any grapes! If you ask me that one more time, I'll nail your feet to the floor." The duck says, "Okay, bye.", but is there again the next day. He walks up to the counter, and asks the pharmacist, "Have you got any nails?" Puzzled by the new question, the pharmacist says, "No, why?"
"Have you got any grapes?!"

Answer 7

1 Does a woman breast get bigger if a guy touch them
2 chromophobia--fear of colors, Chrometophobia fear of money
3 audio science------ shannyn sossamon
God'iss love stone --lil Mo
pilot inspektor------- jason lee
4 I only got a blonde joke
Q.How do you know when a blonde has been using the computer?
A.There is white out on the screen
Q: What did one blonds leg say to the other?
A: In between us we can make a lot of money.
5 I'm done

Answer 8

1) Will a bra worn to bed at night make your breasts not grow ! 2) Anthophobia- Fear of flowers!! 3) Nouvel Brangelina's new kid 4) What do you call a blonde on a waterbed? An offshore drilling rig !!

Answer 9

1.can you mail me a sandwich? Becuase i am hungry..........
( i actually answered it)

2. being afraid of olives

3. shilow or something that Angelina jolie name her child. Already giving her baby less confidence by calling it shallow!

4. Why did Al Gore get a belly ring?
Because George Bush had a Dick Cheney.

that's realy funny

5. enjoy!

Answer 10

1. funniest question i've heard on yahoo!answers i think -- is about a guy who said he "jacked off" at the neighbor's cat and now the cat is stalking him, and what should he do?

2. most ridiculous phobia i've heard? fear of band-aids

3. most stupid baby name i've heard? AUDIO SCIENCE (shannon sossamon's [from "a knight's tale"] son -- forgot the spelling of her name) this is no joke

4. joke: -- that's a tough one because we all have different humor styles. hope this works:

a genie from a cave grants a man 3 wishes. first wish was to be a king. *poof* he had his own castle and helpers. next wish was to marry a very nice, pretty, and sexy lad. *poof!* up comes cindy crawford. on their wedding night, when they are about to have sex... the man was a little hesitant. the wife asks "what's the matter honey?" man says "nothing honey... it's just that i wish my thing was bigger." then remembering that he has one last wish, he got on his horse and went to the cave to ask for his final wish. genie asks "what would your last wish be, master?" guy says "i want my organ to be big!!!" genie asks "how big?" guy looks around "hmm... i want it as big as my horse's organ!" genie says "very well... [closes eyes to grant final wish] and off you go!" so guy comes back to his wife... disappointed. wife asks "what's the matter honey?" guy says "there's a good news and a bad news.... the good news is, my schlong is now as big as my horse's, the bad news was, i brought the wrong horse... i took the female horse by accident"

hope this made your day

Answer 11

1. "Try to make me laugh!!!?"
2. The fear of toes.
3. George, george, george, george (uh, how many kids did they have?)
4. Why did the ocean roar?

You would too if you had crabs on your bottom!!
5. Well then, stick a fork in me!