which organ is most important and why
2006-06-20 10:05:16 · 7 answers · asked by cvy2000 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
this reminded me of this joke:
answer...the rectum
All the organs of the human body were having a meeting, trying to decide who should be the one in charge.
"I should be in charge," said the brain , "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."
"I should be in charge," said theblood, "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said thestomach," Because I process food and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said thelegs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."
"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes."
"I should be in charge," said therectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum And insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible h eadache, the stomach was bloated, thelegs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and theblood Was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
So what's the moral of the story?
The asshole is usually in charge!
2006-06-21 07:45:49 · answer #1 · answered by Heather B 1 · 6⤊ 1⤋
I think they would eventually realize that they are a team and no one organ is really any more important than the next.
The brain is pretty important, though, for controlling and modulating the activity of other organs.
2006-06-20 10:09:49 · answer #2 · answered by buxinator 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The skin is the most important because without it, all your organs will dry out, but majority they WILL FALL OUT!!
2006-06-21 07:44:07 · answer #3 · answered by aruba 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a relay or tag-team - they have to work in concert or the whole system breaks down. Believe me, I've seen it happen. Good question, tho - I had to think about all of it & that was before my
morning Pepsi!! lol I think I just proved that the brain needs everything else to work, too -
2006-06-21 01:04:45 · answer #4 · answered by pumpkin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The brain-it is "the command station" to feel pain, and rules the other organs.
2006-06-20 10:10:03 · answer #5 · answered by DollyLama 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Hammond B3. It is awesome, a better replacement has not come along in all these years. It is tops for Jazz, Gospel, Blues, Rock - - -
2006-06-20 10:08:57 · answer #6 · answered by me 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the brain, oh god look whos telling me that!
2006-06-20 11:47:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋