Can Scientists make dirt?

Question

God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him,
"Lord, we don't need You anymore. Science has finally
figured out a way to create life out of nothing. In other
words, we can now do what You did in the 'beginning'."

"Oh, is that so? Tell Me..." replies God.

'Well, " says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form
it into the likeness of You and breathe life into it, thus
creating man."

"Well, that's interesting . Show Me."

So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold
the soil.

"Oh no, no, no..." interrupts God,

( I love this )

"Get your own dirt."

Answer 1

awesome!!! Standing ovation to you my friend!!!

Answer 2

A woman is about to turn sixty. She is very depressed. She feel like there's nothing left in life for her. Suddenly, she hears the voice of God. When you hear the voice of God, there's no doubt, no confession, no wondering if you're crazy. When God speak, you just know it is God. So God says to her "You're going to live to be 100." At first, she is even more depressed. But then, figuring she's got 40 years left, she better make the most of them. She goes on a diet and exercise program, she goes and gets lasik for eyes, a face lift, and breast lift, a tummy tuck, etc. In all, the surgeries plus her new health regimen take about a year, but at the end, it's all worth it. She looks and feels great! If fact, she looks closer to 41 than to 61. She's also been taking personal development and positive outlook classes. So now she looks a feels great and is looking forward to the next 39 years. She steps off a curb and .....Smack...she's killed by an oncoming bus. She goes up to heaven, marches right up to God and yells, "Hey! What's the big idea!? You said I was going to live to be 100."

God says "That was you?"

Answer 3

Actually, you don't have to be a scientest. You can make your own dirt in your backyard.
Save all your vegetable and fruit peelings and put them in a pile in your yard. Add some grass clippings when you mow and leaves in the fall. Keep adding to it and stir it up once in awhile. It will compost and turn into soil.
(your joke was cute)

Answer 4

Uhh...
Very funny...

Scientists can make dirt. They've already made fertilizer...

Answer 5

hehe