2006-06-20 09:16:38 · 15 answers · asked by blue_eyed_woman_23 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Languages
Once, my nephew was real young and acting up in church. His dad got him and while he was carrying him out, my nephew said, "Pray for me preacher!!" out loud to the whole church!!!
2006-06-20 09:20:11 · answer #1 · answered by ladysodivine 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kids r so funny, like my 8 year old cousin. We were in this really big resturant with loads of people and we were talkin about my older cousin who works in a shop. All of a sudden she joined in the conversation and shouted out, " i know he is such a good shoplifter".
Guess she got a little confused.
2006-06-20 16:28:38 · answer #2 · answered by harriet260891 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All I do is burped and farted, burped and farted. Please and Thank you!
If I have a baby brother I can teach him how to play in the dirt and all about dinosaurs and stuff, but if I have a baby sister, she can scrapbook with you mommy.
Or when my son asked an old man with a belly if he was pregnant.
Or the oh my mom, that lady is real big, and she is two feet away from you.
2006-06-20 16:24:03 · answer #3 · answered by brokentogether 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My wife and I and our (then) four year old son had just pulled into a parking lot at a 7-11. Before anyone got out, a wrecker (tow) truck passed by. Our son in all excitement shouted,..."Look mom, a hooker!"
Different day, same place. While my wife was in the store, our son and myself were in the car, watching a bird build a nest in a sign close by. When my wife got back into the car, he pointed at the bird and said..."Look at the bird! I can see his pecker!" 15 years later, I'm still hoping he was talking about the bird's beak.
2006-06-20 16:32:43 · answer #4 · answered by Rollover Mikey 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My two daughters were in thier room screaming. I run in thier to find out what was wrong. When i got to the door they were both laughing. I asked my oldest what happened and she said "There was a monster in the closet, but we put make up on him and he ran away." Kids!!!
2006-06-20 16:21:06 · answer #5 · answered by Jester 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was dozing at the beech today. A girl who was maybe 3 said , What are you doing?, I told her "resting" , she asked "why?" I said cuz I like to."
It just seemed funny to me.
2006-06-20 16:22:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This winter, I was wearing a long black coat with a hood (Canadian winter...). One day, I was in the bus, and I saw a little girl, about 5 years old, struggling to seat besides me.
I was wondering why, since her mother was with her...
I understood when she looked at me and said:
"Can you teach me some witch tricks ?"
2006-06-20 18:21:41 · answer #7 · answered by Zhuli 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Why doesn't God prayer me back?"
"If I swim too much will I get web feet?"
"I didn't know I was a color?"
""No beer left Dad but hey have a root beer..on me!"
"The dog did it!,I swear!"(Drew pictures in a book)
"the wall is my mural..I want to be "Piss"asso!"
"You made my goldfish cry!"
"Are you an adult, or just a big kid?"
2006-06-20 16:27:10 · answer #8 · answered by *toona* 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once we were at the church and a mother was with her son next to her, time came when we had to give money, and while everybody was singing the boy shouted: Mom, if we give them money, they will allow us to go out?
2006-06-20 19:48:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
my mams friends 6 yr old told me last week dat der was 16 weirdos in her class, i asked her how may der was in total and she said 89!! like i no our classes r 2 big but i tink she mite b exaggeratin a bit der!!
2006-06-20 16:21:49 · answer #10 · answered by Marz-2kaii8 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Adult: Happy birthday, sweetie
Kid: Same to you.
But that was on the kid's birthday, not on the adult's.
2006-06-20 17:25:18 · answer #11 · answered by J_humor 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋