Okay This contest is on spazz. If you don't know what it is then I'll tell you. It is when you are random and crazy. I am like the spazz queen and I was wondering if any one is as spazzy as me. I will give you ten points if you win. I am doing this mainly so i can crack up. Anyways. Say an answer to this question that is as spazzy as posible.
What is wrong with a chicken when a dodo bird falls to the ground because there is a boat on the side of the road?
2006-06-20 09:15:04 · 19 answers · asked by KK gal 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
purple because ice cream has no bones!!!
2006-06-20 09:28:56 · answer #1 · answered by Lillie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dodo tried to fly with boat so it could sink in toilet!!! Then the chicken ate the rooster and used that same toilet~!!! That was when the last dodo bird was in the toilet and died. Then there was a funeral and the rooster was buried and then the dodo was buried but then there was an earthquake and everyone ran but the dodo and the rooster didn't and then everyone that was at the roosters and dodos funeral lied down and went to sleep and a guy named Fred went over and buried both of the animals. *Cry* and then the chicken got up and ate some food but then it found a boat and got to the lake and caught a fish and ate it and then there was a small get together with my family and I almost fell off the cliff and then on Saturday my sister and I got into a car accident and then we learned that there was something wrong with our necks and now they are straight up and not curved and I have a spatula in my back near my hip and I like fried chicken with coleslaw and potatoes.
2006-06-20 16:28:16 · answer #2 · answered by Lydia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The dodo bird fell on the keyboard on the boat on the side of the road and hit the enter button, receiving two points for Yahoo Answers before the chicken. The chicken thought she could trade two points for the dodo's wings and hence fly away, but just then she discovered that these two points are gone with the wind because dodos are flightless. And then the sun rising was magnificent and everybody lived happily everafter.
2006-06-20 16:23:06 · answer #3 · answered by Scented Showers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well the dodo bird fell because wen i was aiming the high power rifle at you you spazzed out and i missed,hit the dodo.i ran away stepped on the chicken and forgot my boat.
2006-06-20 16:23:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well the chicken just had to see the dodo bird die which is VERY depressing to watch so the chicken thru up and had to go into therapy from seeing it and then he remeberd that he forgot his boat ...by the dodo.....which died.....from falling out of the sky....for no reason at all......wait a sec? where did the dodo bird come from?
IM CONFUSED!!!!
2006-06-20 21:30:53 · answer #5 · answered by Lucy P 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you mean you finally got tired of being in the middle of the field .pretending you were in a lake rowing your boat ,waiting for that dodo bird to fall to the ground. obviously tired from chasing the chicken
2006-06-21 02:37:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing is wrong with the chicken
The dodo bird is fine to b/c it's in the boat.
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2006-06-20 16:33:49 · answer #7 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nothing is wrong with the deranged drunk chicken that was driving a boat and hit the dodo bird onto the ground
2006-06-20 16:48:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The chicken was really ticked because the dodo was supposed to be walking down the sidewalk and the wheels fell off his sailboat and he had to go to the store and what time is it?and do you want a coke with that?
2006-06-20 16:22:42 · answer #9 · answered by L.T. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOD there is NOTHING WRONG with the STUPID chicken because the DODO-BRAINED DODO bird fell and GOT HURT and WHO CARES ABOUT the boat!?!?
Spazzy enough for you?
2006-06-20 16:17:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
easy 2
2006-06-20 17:01:31 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋