Did you hear about the cannibals?

Question

They had captured some missionaries, and one cannibal asked the other one, "Which one do you want to eat?", and the other cannibal responded, "I'm on a diet, I can't eat nun."

Answer 1

A cannibal is talking to his friend. He says he captured two missionairies, boiled them up and they tasted awful. His friend asks if they were Catholic Missionairies. Yes, says, the first cannibal, I believe they were. Well, there's your answer, the second cannibal says, you shouldn't have boiled them, they were friars.

A teenage cannibal complains, "I just hate my little sister."
"Then try some of the mashed potatoes," says cannibal mom.

Then there was the cannibal that received a scholarship to Oxford. He was later expelled for trying to butter up one of his professors.

One cannibal says to his friend, "You know, your wife makes the best stew."

Answer 2

What did the cannibal say when he ate the clown?

Hmm, taste funny.

Answer 3

try this one,
A pilot's plane was crashing so he jumped out. He landed in a big pot that was the soup of a Cannibal Cheif. The Cheif looks in his pot and yells to hs server: "Waiter, waiter! There's a flyer in my soup!"

Answer 4

What did one cannibal frog say to the other cannibal frog? "Hey, we do taste like chicken."

Answer 5

I would've thought the nuns would've given him indigestion rather than calories!

Answer 6

No. It's gross

Answer 7

Kinda lame, but I like your guitar.

Answer 8

That was funny

but yet stupid

but also funny!!!

Answer 9

That's okay, this group is NUN-FREE!!

Answer 10

not funny but the guiter is hot