2006-06-20 09:11:34 · 19 answers · asked by ? 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Fat chance. The lard has other fish to fry. Oil only believe that God listens when I hear him.
I think it is better to use real butter rather than lard. The Tibetians use Yak butter that seems to work for them.
2006-06-20 09:15:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Ok Hillbilly Sam, The good Lord listens to everyone. And the good lard only comes from England
2006-06-20 16:16:10 · answer #2 · answered by ♫Magali♫ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God doesn't listen to prayers any more than people listen to the prayers of ants and flies.
And given the world of sh*t that most Southern Americans live in, I would guess he especially ignores their prayers more than most.
The fact that they pray to fat doesn't help either.
2006-06-20 16:16:12 · answer #3 · answered by ratboy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To the lord yes
Not sure about lard.
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2006-06-20 16:14:53 · answer #4 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well if they are praying to lard, then God is def. not going to listen.
Shoot! They are confused.
2006-06-20 16:14:48 · answer #5 · answered by Nrassm 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont know any one that prays to lard.
2006-06-20 16:15:43 · answer #6 · answered by Ms Scarlet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ALL HAIL THE ALMIGHTY LARD! LET US DEEP FRY WITH REVERENCE!
Funniest thing I've read all day.
2006-06-20 16:14:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knowing how people down here feel about their hogs, I'd think it would be a compliment to any divinity :)
2006-06-20 16:15:12 · answer #8 · answered by ciaobella_usa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your disrespect for God and people says more about you than it does the people you are denigrating.
2006-06-20 16:23:47 · answer #9 · answered by JT 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If anyone answers this seriousely they should check in with the crazy house.
2006-06-20 16:23:52 · answer #10 · answered by ohyeaheli 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋