Company event....you know, the usual.
2006-06-20 07:49:50 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Golf
Anastasia, do I look like a man? :))
2006-06-20 07:59:34 · update #1
Just do what you otter. Just don't go home skunked. Never ermine what others say, that is just par for the course. Try to ferret out the truth. Say you are teed off about the scoring and don't have the balls to continue.
2006-06-20 17:35:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 2⤋
Yes you do look like a man. Why would you want to get out of a golf game?
2006-06-20 18:09:59 · answer #2 · answered by Monty Python 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep asking who is in charge of the event a million questions about how to do this and how to do that. Let them know you will need constant instruction.
2006-06-21 11:34:35 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Volunteer to drive the golf cart. Put a pony keg in the back and get soused. You'll have a blast. :)
2006-06-20 12:40:16 · answer #4 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell them you're really psyched to go, then say, "Plus I'm real good, I always get the highest score!" Start twirling your gum onto your finger and bat your eyes. They should run for the hills.
2006-06-20 10:36:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blame it on your wife or your wife's family. If it is a weekend event, you can say you have a graduation party or a christening, there are tons of those going on this time of year.
2006-06-20 07:52:51 · answer #6 · answered by anastasia_bevahousen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is the truth an option?
If not, and you are female, a simple "I'm not feeling well..." would do it. In a sense, that would be the truth, because you don't feel like playing mentally.
2006-06-20 08:24:47 · answer #7 · answered by Steve 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bring a potato cannon sized for a golf ball and you will never be invited again.
2006-06-21 04:54:50 · answer #8 · answered by Tom H 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell them that after the last "incident", the course won't allow you on the premises anymore.
2006-06-20 07:53:58 · answer #9 · answered by Quietman40 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
will feminine problems work as your excuse? or just go and get drunk and have fun. u know make a fool out of yourself, get in some trouble, make out with a coworker, get fired, etc.
2006-06-20 09:02:11 · answer #10 · answered by cornholio9631 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋