why are women so hard to figure out?can someone tell me this great mystory.?

Question

they tell you one thing and they really mean something else.why is that so true about women.

Answer 1

here is the secret...we are human! men can be just as confusing.

Answer 2

(#6)In the world of romance, one single rule applies:
Make the woman happy.
Do something she likes and you get points.
Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.
You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry,that's the way the game is played.
Here is a guide to the point system:
Simple Duties:
You make the bed (+1)
You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows (0)
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)
You leave the toilet seat up (-5)
You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty (0)
When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex (-1)
When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom (-2)
You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings (+5)
In the snow (+8)
But return with video games (-5)
You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing (0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
You pummel it with a six iron (+10)
It's her pet (-10)
Social Engagements:
Party:
You stay by her side the entire party (0)
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with college
drinking buddy (-2)
Named Tiffany (-4)
Tiffany is a dancer (-6)
Tiffany has implants (-8)
Her Birthday:
You take her out to dinner (0)
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1)
Okay, it is a sports bar (-2)
And it's all-you-can-eat night (-3)
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is
painted in all of the colors of your favorite sports team (-10)
A Night Out With the Boys:
Go with a pal (-5)
The pal is happily married (-4)
Or frighteningly single (-7)
And he drives a Sports car (-10)
A Night Out:
You get her a movie (+2)
You get her a movie she likes (+4)
You get her a movie you hate (+6)
You get her a movie you like (-2)
It's called DeathCop 9 (-3)
Which features cyborgs that eat humans (-9)
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)
Your Physique:
You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it
(+10)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to loose jeans and
baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30)
You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-800)
The Big Question:
She asks, "Do I look fat?"
You hesitate in responding (-10)
You reply, "Where?" (-35)
Any other response (-20)
** Here there is no correct answers
Communication:
When she wants to talk about a problem:
You listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression (0)
You listen, for over 30 minutes (+5)
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking the TV (+100)
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-20)

Answer 3

So do guys. I think thats a bad generalization.
But I know when I say something but mean something else, its because I want to avoid confrontation and be difficult- I said I don't want to have that for dinner, you do? OK fine that sounds good. When reality thats not where I wanted to go. BUT I only do that if I know I'm not really going to be upset about it inside my head and hold it against him. If the woman is doing that than thats completely wrong.

Answer 4

Its not that they say something meaning something different, its that you don't really listen to what they are saying. You have to learn to listen to women, not just hear what they are saying, but really listen with your brain not just your ears. But don't be discouraged I don't know very many men (in fact I don't know of any) that can really understand a woman. I don't know why we are so complicated for men, we sure understand each other, well at least most of us anyway.

Answer 5

It's no great mistery really...Women think with a different part of the brain and are creatures based on emotion...Men often don't think with the head on the shoulders and are closed to most emotions because usually they hurt & when a man feels pain, we get angry...

Answer 6

come on, us women expect u to know this...lol...anyways, cuz we don't feel like telling u our true feelings until somethin bigger happens, such as an arguement or something that bothers us...something small may bother us sometimes and we won't say why, until a huge fight breaks out...idk why...why can't guys just get us?? lol. ur a dude, u figure it out...

Answer 7

Cause we like to be sneaky. We say one thing, and we really want you to figure it out on your own. For example, I say "No you don't have to get me anything for my birthday." I really mean, "My birthday is coming up, I hope you don't forget." You get it now?

Answer 8

i want to help u find a nice woman
first just be honest,clean,loving,and the most important be gental!!!
and in no time u wil find her..........
and we are not hard to figure out!!!just do the things i told u!!!
hope u luck.,.,.,.,

Answer 9

women tend to feel that they are the boss of themselves so they do anything to find their own comfort

Answer 10

all women have a hidden agenda... thats why men fall asleep faster.