2006-06-20 06:42:34 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Cats
1) Life is hard, then you nap.
2) Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours.
3) When in doubt, cop an attitude.
4) Variety is the spice of life: one day ignore people, the next day annoy them.
5) Climb your way to the top--that's why drapes are there.
6) Never sleep alone when you can sleep on someone's face.
7) Find your place in the sun--especially if it happens to be on that nice pile of warm, clean laundry.
8) Make your mark in the world--or at least spray in every corner.
9) When eating out think nothing of sending back your meal twenty or thirty times until you're completely satisfied.
10) If you're not receiving enough attention, try knocking over several expensive antique lamps.
11) Always give generously--a small bird or rodent left on the bed tells them, "I care."
12) When you go out into the world, remember: being placed on a pedestal is a right, not a privilege.
2006-06-20 07:09:59 · answer #1 · answered by Alleycat 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
my cat has taught me that the cat rules all in the house
2006-06-20 13:44:25 · answer #2 · answered by SquirrelBait 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that you have to pick your battles. My cat loves to tear up the weather stripping around the doors and no matter what I do to get her to stop, she continues. I've finally give up and accepted the fact that I'll have to replace it every few years. Same goes for life and love.
2006-06-20 13:48:52 · answer #3 · answered by Christy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hide behind the door and attack ankles whenever possible. Oh and it's really funny to keep people awake all night because you decided to learn to play fetch with a sock. Very valuable life lessons there.
2006-06-20 13:50:54 · answer #4 · answered by Lisa H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My baby has taught me lots of things. She has taught me how to be nicer. It just comes as second nature. I love my baby.
2006-06-20 13:45:21 · answer #5 · answered by The All-Knowing Sam 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That sometimes it helps to just relax & take a breather, rather than jumping to conclusions over things.
2006-06-20 13:45:08 · answer #6 · answered by Monkee 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That I like killing cats
2006-06-20 13:44:54 · answer #7 · answered by firemedic0135 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
life is as meaningful as a full belly and 20+ hours of sleep. and love is when your masters and mistresses rub your belly.
2006-06-20 14:06:14 · answer #8 · answered by akipooh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if someone does not give you what you want turn around and stick your butt in their face and walk off
2006-06-20 13:44:58 · answer #9 · answered by Unfrozen Caveman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If a person ain't worth it, bite em & be on your way !!!!
2006-06-20 13:46:23 · answer #10 · answered by pritigrl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋