Will someone say something funny?

Question

about how Christians think Evolutionists and Atheists are ignorant? There is some outrageous irony there, that I can't quite phrase right.

Answer 1

Prophecy
In that day . . . I will make the sun go down at noon, and I will darken the earth in broad daylight (NKJV). Amos 8:9
Fulfillment
From the sixth hour [noon] until the ninth hour [3 pm] there was darkness over all the land (NKJV). Matt. 27:45


Comment
What a remarkable prophecy! The sun will darken at noon during broad daylight. Amos predicted this somewhere between 760 and 753 B.C. The sky would darken and it did happen during Jesus' death. Not only do the gospels say it actually happened but secular scientists and historians knew it occurred and sought a natural physical explanation. This is a significant prophecy.

Answer 2

We don't think evolutionists or atheists are ignorant.

Actually, some of us believe that the evolutionists (at least to some extent) are on to something. After all, it's entirely possible that some process of evolution fit into God's creation process, somehow.

As for atheists, I don't think they're ignorant. I just think that when it comes to their belief that there is no God, they're wrong.

Answer 3

Oh, believe me, you can always count on biomimetik for that one... Here are some all-stars:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AiheRTEJCMHoBk0zb0phxhfsy6IX?qid=20060618053237AA7yzQ1

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AnaReVaO_UEdzMlw1zlrhWDsy6IX?qid=20060618043218AAfunkX

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Aq11U94UVbooH_kQ846mziLsy6IX?qid=20060611140220AAXTEKk

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AjKUL7.uwpBKhXfqKBKjUWnsy6IX?qid=1006052644786

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AoOFFe7AVhrgEKEBKWKEjyHsy6IX?qid=1006051518586

My second favourite (note the clouds and the rain and all that little_morphing_annie style stuff):

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AnNELDmx4qqcGrHqrkeixnnsy6IX?qid=1006060306438

And the all-time best (you can't write irony this good - plus I get called a criminal):

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AovRagXXqwjwdueRe_bsqIfsy6IX?qid=1006053016166

You really can't find anything more ironic than these, in my opinion. Especially as they're all filled with rubbish pseudo-science that I'm sure biomimetik himself doesn't understand (but the words are pretty...) and each of them have at least twenty people honestly and geniunely answering the question (which I'm sure he never even bothers to read), but the one who engages in his silliness will almost invariably get the ten points in what is fundamentally just a masturbatory exercise in smug self-satisfaction...

Answer 4

It is funny for you to say that xtians say that evolutionists & atheists are ignorant because evolutionists & atheists are not ignorant, they just dont want to know what xtians believe. I think its ignorant for some one to think another is ignorant simply because they agree with them....lost maybe, but not ignorant. Happy?

Answer 5

Geology shows that fossils are of different ages. Paleontology shows a fossil sequence, the list of species represented changes through time. Taxonomy shows biological relationships among species. Evolution is the explanation that threads it all together. Creationism is the practice of squeezing one's eyes shut and wailing 'does not!'
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Answer 6

i know the feeling, the irony is beyond imagination.

i heard a person once say "i'm not a racist, because on the inside we are all white". that's kinda on the same level of irony for me.

Answer 7

Calling someone who has studied, and knows what they are talking about, ignorant, is like saying Britney spears is classy. It gets into this whole alternate reality thing....

Answer 8

if atheists insist they're the cousin to a chimpanzee that's ok with me. that must be why they have that recent historical problem of theirs. when you go a swingin in the trees say hello for me.

Answer 9

my high school biology teacher angrily told the class that "you come from god. " he subsequently refused to teach the chapter on evolution and read from his bible instead. since i live in the south nobody reprimanded him for anything. not sure if he was qualified to teach science anyway he was a football coach.

Answer 10

A priest, a rabbi, and an indian walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "What is this? A f*ckin joke?"