2006-06-20 06:04:46 · 10 answers · asked by Ava C 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The wood would be so frightened of Chuck Norris that it would chuck its' self,then seek Chuck's approval!
2006-06-20 06:11:08 · answer #1 · answered by larryboy023 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck norris would just stare at the wood until it chucked itself.
2006-06-20 13:15:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He'd chuck all the wood, because he's Chuck Norris. No one beats Chuck Norris. Plus, it's in his name...Chuck. hahaha.
2006-06-20 13:11:25 · answer #3 · answered by Keegan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if the woodchuck was chuck norris, then we all now that chuck norris is too badass to be a woodchuck, so he woul probably give up....but, ....
a wood chuck would chuck more than any other wood chuck could if a wood chuck could chuck like chuck!
2006-06-20 13:13:47 · answer #4 · answered by mister tuxedo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He would karate chuck the wood and up getting fined by the FEDs for anti-logging activities.
2006-06-20 13:11:47 · answer #5 · answered by alloy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He wouldn't chuck it he would karate-chop it! But only if the wood had done something wrong or was overweight.
2006-06-20 13:08:23 · answer #6 · answered by Corey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
none hes rich you will never see him chuck wood .
2006-06-20 13:54:10 · answer #7 · answered by Kenneth H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he would look at the wood and it wood chop itself
2006-06-20 13:15:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
As much as a Texas Ranger can carry on his Walker ;)
2006-06-20 13:51:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmmmmmmmmmmm.
2006-06-20 13:08:41 · answer #10 · answered by kiss me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋