I have a cat and it looks almost ready to eat. Does anyone have any good recipes?
2006-06-20 05:58:50 · 29 answers · asked by Billy 3 in Pets ➔ Cats
dude this place isnt called "ask the Korean"
this is yahoo answers
2006-06-20 06:04:01 · answer #1 · answered by jack_daniels 5 · 1⤊ 4⤋
1. Bludgeon the little frisky fella as this tenderizes the meat. Also, be sure to use a kitten as cats generally get tough and stringy as they age, requiring more bludgeoning.
2.Carefully remove the pelt by making an incision around the neck area and slitting the belly, careful not to open the "gut sack" as a foul odor will emit.
3. Remove the entrails and dispose of. Except the heart and liver, which make a wonderful pate' for Ritz crackers.
4.Strip the meat from the bone with a paring knife (Martha Stewart sells these on her website $4.99)
5.Prepare a 8" frying pan with melted margarine and thinly sliced onions and mushrooms. Be sure not to use real butter and this has a tendency to scorch.
6. Place the meat in the pan. Let fry over medium heat and be sure to cover to lock in the down home flavor.
7. Once browned, lower heat and allow to simmer for 10 minutes.
8. Serve with garnish and a good blush wine.
9. Enjoy
And just to prove my point, there are homeless people who need to eat, you get kittens for free.. match made in heaven? I think so!!
2006-06-20 13:07:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wow...I have never seen so many racist comments...it goes to show how UNEDUCATED you all are....American's are the ones that eat pigs and cows and in other countries those are considered pets to people just like cats are pets to us...Grow up and get your $hit together...YOU'RE the reason America is turning so corrupt....there are more Asian people in the world than there are white people so I'd be very careful how you diss them now because at some point in the future they could darn well take over the world...then YOU will be the minority.
2006-06-20 13:22:00 · answer #3 · answered by heaven34977 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to Chinatown... You'll get a variety of recipes! Pretty Nasty I must say!!!
2006-06-20 14:28:40 · answer #4 · answered by *·.·´¯`·.·* jay *·.·´¯`·.·* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to a China Buffet and ask them...cat is their specialty.
2006-06-20 13:01:24 · answer #5 · answered by okronbon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about sauteed with your own 'nads? Might be delicious in a good teriyake sauce.
2006-06-20 14:25:05 · answer #6 · answered by honeynubbin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Snow peas, carrot slivers and a few shallots
2006-06-20 13:02:11 · answer #7 · answered by Killingme 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
%$#&^*(&&&*^%@$%$%&%&*^#$%@$#%^@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are SICK, SICKO! You people are the reason the world is turning currupt and evil. What if some one wanted to stir-fry you!?
I hope your cat runs away and finds somone that's not evil and sicko-like to take care of it!
2006-06-20 13:50:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, I can't relate because I don't have a pathological need for attention.
2006-06-20 13:23:45 · answer #9 · answered by Mellowkneebee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are kidding right? You don't keep a pet just to eat it.
2006-06-20 13:05:09 · answer #10 · answered by Aryeebebe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you trying to cook Chinese, if so just throw the damn thing in a pot and let it boil.
2006-06-20 13:04:09 · answer #11 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋