2006-06-20 05:56:50 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Mental Health
I asked this question for a friend who was having a bad day.Please keep answering so the will cheer up.
2006-06-20 09:31:56 · update #1
To make a positive contribution to society and to reproduce.
2006-06-20 05:58:43 · answer #1 · answered by Almost MD 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WARNING: THE ALIENS MIGHT VISIT YOU TO ERASE YOUR MEMORY IF YOU READ THIS.
Well, you don't think the whole universe works the way Earth does, do you? No! One species, one planet! There is a planet of deer, a planet of Asians, and so on! We put them all together on Earth and the whole universe tunes in to watch the fun!
Most of the races of Earth are descended from alien races, in order to create drama from racial tension from their unnatural cohabitation of the planet.
The purpose of our lives as humans is to entertain the life forms on other planets through the reality television show that they know as EARTH.
After 100 episodes the only reason that the show was not cancelled, the planet of earth not demolished, the sun not turned off, and we are still alive is because I blackmailed the Joozians who produce the show with some dirty pictures that Kenny took of them while they were high on blach. Now, look behind you.
This was revealed to me in
South Park, 100th episode, Season 7 - Episode 4 - Cancelled.
2006-06-25 11:21:23 · answer #2 · answered by Eric Inri 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Life has no meaning. It is empty and meaningless. However, what we do with our lives is significant for the growth of the soul....Why we are here is another matter: We are here to have a great time, because this is supposed to be4 a playground for the soul, although many have forgotten that. e are also her to contribute: to leave the planet better than we found it.
2006-06-20 06:02:57 · answer #3 · answered by Legandivori 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yet another genius asks this question today. Once a day is bad enough but this is the 3rd time in less than 4 hours.!!!!!
2006-06-20 06:01:17 · answer #4 · answered by dcbowls 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your parents had sex.
When a person grows up they will want to have sex also, thus giving new life.
You will eventually die, leaving room for the new life you created.
That's all there is!
If you are trying to ask; HOW CAN I HAVE A GOOD LIFE, then ask that question.
2006-06-20 06:03:28 · answer #5 · answered by Lazarus 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The meaning of life is to simply ask Jesus to forgive your sins and live for him from there on out. The rest of your answers will come later :)
2006-06-20 06:01:12 · answer #6 · answered by DAHDEEDAY 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To live two points at a time answering these questions.
2006-06-20 06:00:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
To gain a physical body (birth), so that you may know sorrow, joy, happiness, pain, etc., live a Christ-like life and obey all Gods commandments so that you may live with him again someday.
2006-06-20 06:02:13 · answer #8 · answered by Andrew P 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not dying.
why?
If purpose of life is to die, why does most of people tries hard to live fullest, trying to stay healthy, having family as in having offsprings, and etc. If you are dead, you are not doing any one of those.
2006-06-20 06:06:03 · answer #9 · answered by Dj Noeck 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To be happy. Seriously.
Read "The Art of Happiness."
2006-06-20 12:00:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋