2006-06-20 05:24:28 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Law Enforcement & Police
Jeffy L. - I'm not trying to find excuses to get out of a ticket.
Just funny ones cops have heard.
2006-06-20 05:48:30 · update #1
The funnist, one man told me he was sorry, he did not realise he was speeding because he was too drunk. ( oh yea that one really helped him)
There cat got down around thier foot and they were afraid they would step on it, if they moved thier foot.
2006-06-20 05:37:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
I Got Pulled Over On A Motorcycle When I Was About 20 And When The Officer Asked Me If I Knew Why He Had Pulled Me Over (Around 75 In A 55 Late For Work) I told Him Yes I wasn't Wearing My Seatbelt. He Looked At Me Funny Then smiled And Walked Back To His car
2006-06-21 00:26:19 · answer #2 · answered by Woob 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is no excuse. It depends on his/her feelings for that day. If your nice and talk to them with respect they might let you go with a warning. Just tell them you were following traffic and didn't know you were speeding say your sorry and try not to give the officer a hard time. If its a male officer and your a good looking female low collar unbutton shirts will normally get you off with a warning but only if your not giving him a hard time.
2006-06-20 05:33:07 · answer #3 · answered by Jeff L 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a real stable pal of mine is an Police officer. we live off of I-eighty. the fee cut back is sixty 5 till you get in direction of Iowa city. He clocked some center age guy going eighty 5 miles an hr. He pulled the guy over and Sam (my pal) mentioned "sir i pulled you over seeing which you the place going 20 miles over the fee cut back" the guy appeared at him and with a on the instant face mentioned " officer the sign back there says its eighty miles according to hour" Sam mentioned " this is the style of the interstate.you're on I-eighty" suggestions you the guy rushing lived perfect in that city off the interstate.
2016-12-13 17:32:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Diarreah
2006-06-20 05:27:53 · answer #5 · answered by huh? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm drunk so I want to get off the road fast. The quicker I get home the sooner I'm not dangerous to other motorists.
also,
I wasn't speeding, I was qualifying.
2006-06-20 05:28:46 · answer #6 · answered by Jenny A 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my boyfriend is a police officer and he heard, my wife is in labor and she was not even in the car
2006-06-20 05:27:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
my wife is having a baby from her third stomach.
2006-06-22 02:23:16 · answer #8 · answered by grayladygranny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have diarehha.
2006-06-20 05:27:35 · answer #9 · answered by DesignR 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋