I think there was one guy that was perfect, and he was the first, and he always existed. Then he created a woman out of...peas and mashed potatos. He began to procreate, but since it was potatos, his children weren't perfect anymore. Now we just keep rolling. At least we solved that, and it's much simpler now, without God.
2006-06-20 04:58:02 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
at least something is solved now. that relieves me.
now i'll be waiting on somebody who tells how the earth was build. then i can finally sleep relaxed.
silly me, i always thought it was god's retarted little brother who created us all. boy was i wrong!
2006-06-20 05:15:15 · answer #1 · answered by Thinx 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love to play with mashed potatoes. My husband says it is because I have Irish blood. lol. I can create a lot of cool stuff though. Now if only I could animate it. Corn goes better with mashed taters but too many starches just aren't good.
Love & Light
Sharon
One Planet = One People
2006-06-20 12:14:08 · answer #2 · answered by skippingsunday 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you seem to be asking this question as a joke but then again i am not one to say such things.. so my answer to you is this humans have only been here for a little over a 3 million years now and i find it funny that most say there is no record of humans dating that far back.. then why are there assuming this from the start? simple we have science to answer it for us.
for those christians who think the literal story of genesis to be true heres a clue "GOD MADE ANIMALS OF ALL KINDS AND SET MANKIND <----key word here " TO WATCH OVER ALL THE ANIMALS IN THE KINGDOMS" it is fun to think that adam and eve where the first beings because of the simple fact they are named and the others are not named
2006-06-20 12:16:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God created Adam and Eve and the world as stated in Genesis the first book of the Bible.
2006-06-20 12:02:47 · answer #4 · answered by Damian 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good job
lets base a religion on that science
2006-06-20 12:13:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
But where do apples and snakes fit in?
2006-06-20 12:06:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Makes more sense than the Bible, so it must be wrong ;-)
2006-06-20 12:02:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you should try stand up comedy
2006-06-20 12:08:32 · answer #8 · answered by phil 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋