A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis:
The Wife said she was sleeping.
The Cook was cooking breakfast.
The Gardener was picking vegetables.
The Maid was getting the mail.
The Butler was cleaning the closet.
The police instantly arrested the murdered. Who did it and how did they know?
2006-06-20 04:55:02 · 21 answers · asked by Emily 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The maid because there is no mail delivery on Sunday.
2006-06-20 04:57:35 · answer #1 · answered by knicksfan12 2 · 11⤊ 3⤋
If his wife was really sleeping, she would not know that she called the police 'immediately' after he was murdered. There isn't usually mail delivery on Sunday, so the maid could have done it. Everybody knows that the best time to pick vegetables is in the afternoon, so the gardener is also lying. The Cook would not have been cooking breakfast unless someone was awake to eat it. Everybody knows that skeletons are kept in closets, so the butler obviously knew that they would soon need to hide a skeleton. They ALL did it...!
2006-06-20 13:14:21 · answer #2 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no mail on sunday they arrested the maid.
here's another one for you.
the wife went out to buy groceries an when she returned to her rounded house, she found her baby missing. she called the police and they got these answers:
the cook was getting ready to cook dinner
the maid was sweeping the corners
and the butler was reading the newspaper
who did the police arrest for the stolen baby??
the maid bc the house is rounded so she can't sweep corners!!! lol
2006-06-20 11:57:51 · answer #3 · answered by Awesome Kai 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The wife did it because how she know what every one was doing if she was sleep?
Or the maid cause there is no mail on Sunday.
2006-06-20 11:58:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The maid because there's no mail delivery on Sunday.
2006-06-20 12:03:41 · answer #5 · answered by eehco 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The maid did it, mail doesnt run on Sundays
2006-06-20 12:04:04 · answer #6 · answered by Jimmy W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The butler did it. He wasn't cleaning out the closet he was stealing, so the man and the butler got into a fight and the butler beat him to death..lol....Who knows...
2006-06-20 12:04:00 · answer #7 · answered by WENDY G 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the maid did it b/c there is no mail on sunday
if you mean murderer if not then they arrested a dead guy
2006-06-20 12:18:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the maid because mail does not arrive on sundays ma'am
2006-06-20 13:19:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the maid mail doesnt get delivere on sundays?
2006-06-20 11:57:40 · answer #10 · answered by maxine p 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋