Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
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A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish.
The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.
Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.
The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger...
Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!!
Gotta love that fairy!
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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
AMEN
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2006-06-20 03:45:10 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
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Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.
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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
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Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"
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2006-06-20 03:45:21 · update #1
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says,
"I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."
The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."
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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
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He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said - That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
2006-06-20 03:45:53 · update #2
and one for you
Ode to the Perfect Man
The perfect man is gentle,
And never cruel or mean.
He has a perfect smile,
And is always neat and clean.
The Perfect Man likes children,
And will raise them by your side.
He will be a caring father,
And good husband to his bride.
The Perfect Man loves cooking,
He will clean and vacuum too.
He'll do what's in his power
To show his deep-felt love for you.
The Perfect Man is sweet,
Writing poems with your name;
He's a best friend to your mother,
And will kiss away your pain.
He never has made you cry
Or caused you hurt in any way.
To hell with this endless poem and rhyme,
The Perfect Man is gay.
2006-06-20 04:16:26 · answer #1 · answered by tone 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
AMEN
2006-06-20 10:59:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good God, this person has ALOT of spare time on their hands and no one to talk to at home.
2006-06-20 10:48:20 · answer #3 · answered by Stacy R 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some good humor in there - pray that the men you know are secure in their lowly status.
2006-06-20 10:52:51 · answer #4 · answered by Norman 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch!
2006-06-20 10:50:23 · answer #5 · answered by Scottie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
challenging matter query over yahoo or google that will might help
2014-06-15 08:08:11 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious :-)
For all of you getting upset, you are the ones we are laughing at
:-)
2006-06-20 11:03:51 · answer #7 · answered by rvogelpohl2001 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, you made my day! hilarious..and yes they all were jokes at men's expense!...Those wonderful men who put up with foolish women..
2006-06-20 10:50:12 · answer #8 · answered by Bgirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thay are so funny you made my day i especialy love the prayer one!!
2006-06-20 10:59:30 · answer #9 · answered by bord_gal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats a good one tone - did you write it yourself?
2006-06-20 15:38:31 · answer #10 · answered by elbis 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋