Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
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A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish.
The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.
Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.
The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger...
Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!!
Gotta love that fairy!
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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
AMEN
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2006-06-20 03:44:56 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wait i an't take this =, these jokes are making me wanna pee, these are some real funny ones
rate- a full 10
2006-06-20 03:49:38 · answer #1 · answered by zkimmy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
MY HUSBAND
2006-06-20 10:48:13 · answer #2 · answered by applecheeks 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. Guys, they are just jokes. Take it like a man.
2006-06-20 10:48:22 · answer #3 · answered by dsd 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An obvious feminist and that's why you will never have a real man in your life. They wouldn't tolerate you.
2006-06-20 10:46:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahhhhh good ole fashioned male bashing.
2006-06-20 10:46:15 · answer #5 · answered by rogdogg187 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You go girl!
2006-06-20 10:49:21 · answer #6 · answered by mariee64 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
From a married man's point of view: ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-06-20 10:48:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
for what i should answer but the joke was well
2006-06-20 11:03:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice!
2006-06-20 10:53:30 · answer #9 · answered by ruhhsoo251 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What was the QUESTION???
2006-06-20 10:46:09 · answer #10 · answered by Corn_Flake 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋