this is your Christmas decoration...
http://www.lilligren.com/Redneck/redneck_christmas_lawn_deer.htm
2006-06-20 03:43:18 · 12 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Don't forget to scroll it to get the whole image...(I prefer pretty red bows and snowmen myself.)
2006-06-20 04:09:05 · update #1
That decoration is finer than frog hair.
2006-06-20 04:10:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.
You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines."
You think God looks a lot like Hank Williams, Jr., and heaven looks a lot like Daytona Beach, Florida.
You believe dual air bags refer to your wife and mother-in-law.
Your father executes the "pull my finger" trick during Christmas dinner.
You were acquitted for murdering your first wife after she threw out your Elvis 45's.
You think the OJ Trial is a Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.
You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl'.
The people on Jerry Springer's show remind you of your neighbors
You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's wheels.
You carried a fishing pole into Sea World.
Your sister is the third generation of women in your family to conceive a baby as a result of an alien abduction.
You think subdivision is part of a math problem.
You think there's nothin wrong with incest as long as you keep it in the family.
You can get dog hair from out of your belly button.
You think the three primary colors are John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray.
Ya can't get married to yer sweetheart cause there is a law against it.
The beer can collection in the town museum is the big tourist attraction.
You can change the oil in your truck without ducking your head.
You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took
Your whole family is Democrats except little Mary. She got to readin'.
You believe that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups
your wife has to ask u to move the transmission so she can take a bath...
Your dog rides in your truck more than your wife.
You wear specific hats to farm sales, livestock auctions, customer appreciation suppers, and vacations.
You have ever had to wash off in the backyard with a garden hose before your wife would let you in the house.
You've never thrown away a 5-gallon bucket.
You can remember the fertilizer rate, seed population, herbicide rate and yields on a farm you rented 10 years ago, but cannot recall your wife's birthday.
You have used a velvet leaf plant as toilet paper.
You have driven off the road while examining your neighbors crops.
You have borrowed gravel from the county road to fill potholes in your driveway.
You have buried a dog and cried like a baby.
You've used the same knife to make bull calves steers and peel apples.
2006-06-20 10:56:41 · answer #2 · answered by freak_on_a_leash_666 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a REDNECK, I love to fish, hunt, and listen to non-stop country music as loud as I cas get it!!!!!!( My neck isn't the color red)
2006-06-20 10:48:17 · answer #3 · answered by big_fan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, I love the red "guts" in the middle.
2006-06-20 10:53:58 · answer #4 · answered by NA 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hope they dont let it hang much longer than 9 days !
2006-06-21 03:27:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that was funny!
2006-06-21 11:36:43 · answer #6 · answered by Alice Chaos 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your neck is red
2006-06-20 10:45:45 · answer #7 · answered by noms 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the idea for my Christmas display next year! Lol.
2006-06-20 15:15:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah lol
2006-06-20 12:02:34 · answer #9 · answered by airsoftpunk14610 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now that is funny
2006-06-20 11:41:50 · answer #10 · answered by dd 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋