Perfect Penis
Little Johnny walked in one day on his daddy in the bathroom. He asked his father what that was hanging between his legs. His father replied that it was the perfect penis. The next day at school, Johnny pulled his pants down in front of his classmates.
''What's that?'' asked Jenny.
''Well,'' said Johnny, ''if it was about 3 inches smaller, it would be the perfect penis.'''
2006-06-20 03:32:20 · 23 answers · asked by tone 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If mine was 3 inches smaller my nickname wound be joanna king.
2006-06-20 06:26:04 · answer #1 · answered by Joe King 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Is there any particular reason Johnny pulled his pants down? It's Ok, though
2006-06-20 10:37:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Goodun.
2006-06-20 10:35:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny. I can just imagine one of my kids doing that!
2006-06-20 16:36:32 · answer #4 · answered by Evil J.Twin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
These jokes are great, what a smart wee cookie he is
2006-06-20 10:35:45 · answer #5 · answered by happyflamepepper 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. l luv all ur jokes
2006-06-20 10:42:26 · answer #6 · answered by meg 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol now thats funny, a lot of little johnny jokes but hadnt heard that, thanks for that
2006-06-20 16:17:44 · answer #7 · answered by freedom_of_speech 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that's funny!! Are you a comedian?
2006-06-20 10:35:47 · answer #8 · answered by jada0990 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-06-20 10:40:06 · answer #9 · answered by HoneyBee24-7-365 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it B4 altho it was funny then and still is!!! WTG!!!!!!!!
2006-06-20 10:45:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋