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2006-06-20 01:45:54 · 34 answers · asked by jonathanmusty 2 in Health Other - Health

34 answers

Not while the footballs on I hope.If they had the bad manners to croak it in the middle of the England/Sweden game try to remove the body so that it does not distract from the game alternately arrange the body in such a position that you could stand your beer on it,but be careful if rigormortis sets in your beer may topple over!

2006-06-20 02:08:03 · answer #1 · answered by TAFF 6 · 2 0

Living room, bedroom, kitchen, bathroom etc. It doesn't matter which room because the procedure doesn't vary!

You need to call 999 so paramedics verify that the person is indeed dead then they notify the police who contact the person's GP to check out if the death was expected or unexpected.

If it was expected then it's a case of getting a death certificate, If you are related to the person (Burial) and two for cremation.

If the death was unexpected then you will be made to answer a lot of questions and it may be that the police will want to check out your living room and anywhere else in your house too!

And should they feel you could be responsible for the death/Witholding evidence etc. Then expect to spend a rough night in a Police cell and hope and pray that duty solicitor is one of the good guys (If you're innocent)

And if you are not then, things will go from bad to worse my friend as you can expect a trial followed by a jail term (In the UK) in the USA you know you'll get a lesser sentence but with a far more definite outcome, i'm talking death penalty there!

Now if you were asking this question as part of of a game of cluedo then i tell you what happened! It was Mrs White who killed Colonel Mustard in the sitting room and she used the lead piping!!!

2006-06-20 03:35:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Remove the body to the Dying Room

2006-06-20 01:50:59 · answer #3 · answered by latterviews 5 · 0 0

Contact Hercule Poirot

2006-06-20 02:13:38 · answer #4 · answered by La 7 · 0 0

There spirit would stay trapped there !
You must cleanse the room with rosemary and thime .
Open a window for 7 days straight and have a candle burning either side of the window for the spirit to exit the room.

2006-06-20 01:50:12 · answer #5 · answered by spudster 2 · 0 0

If someone died in the living room I would be realy scared because of ghosts and stuff.. they would still be dead though.

2006-06-20 01:59:33 · answer #6 · answered by lovelygal 2 · 0 0

Good question. Nearly had be fooled. I was going to say that my friend's father passed away in the living room (or lounge room as we call it) and my friend will not go into that room.

2006-06-20 01:49:07 · answer #7 · answered by jammer 6 · 0 0

call an undertaker - they will start to smell after a while. It is the same as if they died in the dining room

2006-06-20 01:49:31 · answer #8 · answered by Lupee 4 · 0 0

Change the name of that room to the:

1. Dying room,
2. Dead room, or
3. Stiff drink room

2006-06-20 02:06:47 · answer #9 · answered by aristotlesrules 5 · 0 0

Move out and get a new place. You may never forget that dead body laying in the living room floor.

2006-06-20 01:49:48 · answer #10 · answered by jackson 2 · 0 0

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