I once sold my soul to Satan, and now making so much money than I don't know what to do with it all, should I give away Satan's money to Christian charities, or just continue to spend it on myself?
Would you Christians accept it? I know you want it. Do you feel the tempatation?
2006-06-20 01:36:15 · 16 answers · asked by Real Friend 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
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so i'll just say LOL
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2006-06-20 03:38:04 · answer #1 · answered by Pipi 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Money is money. Why not take it? I'm not a traditional Christian and I wouldn't take your money! I feel no temptation only disgust in the fact that you think people are so weak. I don't want something that was given for the wrong reasons! No body wants something from somebody that doesn't genuinely want to give it to them. Maybe you should read the Bible. Money isn't what people, that believe in God, want! If you were really "evil" then you would keep the money and spend it on yourself because evil only thinks about itself even when it hurts everyone else.
2006-06-20 09:07:24 · answer #2 · answered by wwj 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Donate to charity by giving to the poor in the society and come and serve God for the remission of your soul, expecially now that you have realise yourself.
Destroy whatsoever convenant you have entered with Satan.
2006-06-20 08:59:10 · answer #3 · answered by askglory2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi
can you give more details, a phone number, and meeting location on how to sell a soul to satan? I could use the money and don't believe in souls anyway!
2006-06-20 08:45:23 · answer #4 · answered by Bob 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The end does not justify the means. It would be a lot fulfilling if you were able to give to charity from your clean, hardworked money.
Besides, you don't have to give a one time big lump sum to charities. Why don't keep one penny a day? In the long run those "crumbs" would be helpful!
2006-06-20 09:01:05 · answer #5 · answered by OIO 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How does one go about selling a soul to the devil? Put it on ebay? Yes, you should donate to charity if you have the money to... or you could donate to the DAVER charity and in return I will pray for your soul to be returned to you and God.
2006-06-20 08:46:30 · answer #6 · answered by DAVER 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
should you help those in need??? this is your Q.
Honestly now, have you ever been at that tiny spot where everyone turns your back at you and no light whatsoever is visible? I have... And people who would be benevolent and kind are indeed a rarity in 2006.
So would you join the masses OR make the difference???
And by the way, you can't sell something that is not yours...
2006-06-20 09:15:02 · answer #7 · answered by lena225 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is probably some non Christian charity if you don't trust Christians that feed children
2006-06-20 08:46:27 · answer #8 · answered by jesus_freak557 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My church wouldn't want your dirty money!
So, if you want to do a little good with your er- Satan's money, maybe you should consider helping the homeless or feeding the hungry!
Most churches rely on God to provide and
He does!
So in answer to your question, NO, WE DON'T WANT YOUR MONEY!
2006-06-20 09:42:36 · answer #9 · answered by georgiapeach 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't donate to a charity for redemption. Donate because you want to help. If you still feel that you should donate, then do it anonymously and don't tell them who and WHAT you are.
2006-06-20 08:42:37 · answer #10 · answered by brittme 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Donate it for Charity and come back to God.
2006-06-20 08:39:49 · answer #11 · answered by latterviews 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋