does anyone know the meaning of life?

Question

i knew it once but forgot it, 10 points to the first corect answer that can remind me what this is.

Answer 1

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Answer 2

1

Answer 3

WARNING: THE ALIENS MIGHT VISIT YOU TO ERASE YOUR MEMORY IF YOU READ THIS.

Well, you don't think the whole universe works the way Earth does, do you? No! One species, one planet! There is a planet of deer, a planet of Asians, and so on! We put them all together on Earth and the whole universe tunes in to watch the fun!

Most of the races of Earth are descended from alien races, in order to create drama from racial tension from their unnatural cohabitation of the planet.

The purpose of our lives as humans is to entertain the life forms on other planets through the reality television show that they know as EARTH.

After 100 episodes the only reason that the show was not cancelled, the planet of earth not demolished, the sun not turned off, and we are still alive is because I blackmailed the Joozians who produce the show with some dirty pictures that Kenny took of them while they were high on blach. Now, look behind you.



















This was revealed to me in
South Park, 100th episode, Season 7 - Episode 4 - Cancelled.

Answer 4

Life has no meaning except with what you choose to gift it.

Most of us with independence of thought who choose not to adhere to any and every religious or philosophical doctrine to come tumbling from the fevered mouths of the whichever bearded sage of the nanosecond wants us to conform to can find a meaning by just deciding, choosing.

WE decide what life means ourselves. There is no subjective universal meaning of life.

This makes us into happy, stupid little gods. We're more in control of our lives than we realise.

I think looking for meaning is a waste of time, humans are far too complex and smelly for a search to have the same result for everyone of us.

It doesn't matter what faith you have, as long as you have one.

At this moment in time, in fact for just one hour, the meaning of life for me is...

Moist treacle sponge served with cream and fresh coffee.

Hearing and feeling the innocent, calm, sleeping breath (not snore) of a loved one.

The subtle moment you realise, that achingly beautiful woman / hunk that you've been drooling over is actually attracted to you too, and you're both going to act on it.

Laughing at farts, yours and others.

Getting excited over movie trailers which is more important than the movie because of the sense of hope they imbue. (remember star wars)

Xmas eve but not Xmas day.

Who wants cake?

Answer 5

We are here to become Gods, this will happen one day as humans seek out life on other planets. When we find that life, we will be Gods, we will fly through the air and heal the sick, we will then disappear, promising to return but only if the civilization lives by certain rules, rules that we feel theyneed to learn, "Thou shalt not kill."

Answer 6

Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best...

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing.

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.

So always look on the bright side of death
Just before you draw your terminal breath

Life's a piece of ****
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.

And always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the right side of life...
(Come on guys, cheer up!)
Always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the bright side of life...
(Worse things happen at sea, you know.)
Always look on the bright side of life...
(I mean - what have you got to lose?)
(You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing.
What have you lost? Nothing!)
Always look on the right side of life...

Answer 7

Im a Psychology student who has studied Evolution and those who say it is to better the human race are wrong!

Evolution is a process of selection of what survives at one point it may be violence and the next may be passivity.

Therefore with such random selection and no point to evolution there is also no point to life.

however just because something has no point doesnt mean you cant make the best of it.

well in my humble opinion anyway!!!

Answer 8

A crave case at 3am after a night of partying!! Thats the meaning of life a good life at that.

Answer 9

To reproduce, there are creatures on this planet that live only long enough to complete this task, they don't even eat or drink within this time. They are often eaten themselves by the young. This has to be the answer.

Answer 10

A characteristic state or mode of living; the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living;