What do you do when you really need to fart but your in a place with lots of people?
Sorry I would just like to know if people do they same as me lol
ill tell you if you do :o)
2006-06-20 00:22:43 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Other - Health
i don't fart and if i do then they smell of roses so people think it's my perfume.
2006-06-20 00:25:55 · answer #1 · answered by Kelly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fart what else can you do,, and before all you woosies go on about ew!!! disgusting. it wasn't me that designed to human body and i'm not gonna suffer discomfart just cos you think it's not right to fart. anyway you do more harm trying to hold it in.
yer spincter is like a pressure safety valve so when the pressure get too high it blows. imagine if you like a high pressure compressor. if the safety valve doesn't work the whole thing would explode.
so if yer body did that then the results would be more disguting than a slight PHHRUP!
as that old greek dude said" I stink therefore I fart "
2006-06-20 00:32:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
***Depends! If your in a crowd of strangers and can keep a straight face, let it go! Have some fun with it and watch the peoples reaction for entertainment. If you are a female, chances are no one will ever suspect it is you if you fart in a mixed crowd. Do it near babies, people will write it off as a dirty diaper, or you can do the famous "Crop-Dust" where as you are walking you let it seep out and leave it to everyone's guess of where it came from!
2006-06-20 00:44:25 · answer #3 · answered by C G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I find that if you discreetly hold one buttock with your hand and "open you crack" a bit - it tends to come out silent.
If you think it's gonna smell, yep, I advise slowly move away...
If there is no way to avoid it being a noisy one, cough while you fart and it covers the sound...
Wow, I sound like I guy here!! (I'm not!!)
2006-06-20 00:31:23 · answer #4 · answered by Krissyinthesun 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cmon! all people do fart! so dont be ashamed if you fart in a sea of people.. be proud! its too good to be true!
2006-06-20 00:29:21 · answer #5 · answered by kuku 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make sure i'm standing by a bloke so if it smells he will get the blame hee hee
2006-06-20 00:28:06 · answer #6 · answered by MoJoJoJo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd do it then move away to let someone else take the blame hehehe im so evil
2006-06-20 00:26:46 · answer #7 · answered by angel louie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it's noisey where I am I just let it out. Sometimes I let a little bit out at a time.
2006-06-20 00:31:46 · answer #8 · answered by badgerbeetle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My goodness!
I never knew so many people did this!Thank heavens for Yahoo Answers...
2006-06-20 07:11:10 · answer #9 · answered by Emma Woodhouse 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL well I just let it rip if it can't be held
my reply is well sue me I am old
2006-06-20 00:44:33 · answer #10 · answered by stillhappy89 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋