2006-06-19 21:16:02 · 11 answers · asked by stinkybeardedclams 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender"Give me 20 shots of your best scotch"The bartender pours the shots and the man drinks them down one at a time as fast as he can"Wow"said the bartender"Ive never seen anyone drink so many shots so fast!"The man replies"If you had what I have you would drink fast too"
"My God!What do you have?"
The man says"50 cents"
2006-06-20 05:43:45 · answer #1 · answered by movn4wood 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from
rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze button
2006-06-20 04:20:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Married woman: I'm gonna play a trick on my husband today. I'm gonna pretend to be a prostitute...
(When her husband walked by)
Married woman: Hey, macho man, wanna have some piece of heaven with me?
Husband: Get off me! I DON'T LIKE YOU! Go away! You look like my wife!
2006-06-20 04:58:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
An ARAB interviewed at US checkpoint.
Name?
Abdul Aziz.
Sex?
6 times a week.
Sorry!!! I mean male or female?
Doesn’t matter sometimes Camel too…
2006-06-20 04:58:58 · answer #4 · answered by cuckoo747 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ME, ME! pick me, pick me!
Now, seriously...I think the best joke ever is me......
Don't you laugh every time I make a speech????
2006-06-20 04:27:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
damn,those jokes suck and aren't funny,
but this one is
what do you say to woman with 2 black eyes?nothing you already told her twice
2006-06-20 04:51:11 · answer #6 · answered by big_e_40 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
best joke...mmmmmmmmm
ya its somebody telling you that you are intellegent
2006-06-20 04:22:05 · answer #7 · answered by sweet 123 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow
2006-06-20 04:19:13 · answer #8 · answered by llhanda_rillorta 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
knock, knock.who's there.dad.dad who. uh you don't know your dad.don't cry it's only a joke.ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha.
2006-06-20 04:21:49 · answer #9 · answered by beach_grl_57 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when you talk
2006-06-20 04:42:12 · answer #10 · answered by navalstone 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋