the best bernet joke gets 10 points!!
2006-06-19 18:13:24 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
actualy i have brown hair and i just want to hear some brunette jokes because i havent't heard any yet and i married a brunett and he still has blond moment we all do and brunettes don't want to admit them. (like my husband)
2006-06-20 04:57:49 · update #1
my aveater is blond because i have blond streakes in my hair.
2006-06-20 05:01:31 · update #2
and i was never great at spelling and i never will be! i am from a different religion and english spelling is still hard for me. i will learn to spell someday
2006-06-20 05:04:08 · update #3
any ways thanks for the corrections on how to spell brunettes!!!
2006-06-20 05:06:06 · update #4
What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
Brown-bagging it.
What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
No one else wants it.
Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?
So brunettes can remember them.
What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
Invisible.
What's a brunette's mating call?
"Has the blonde left yet?"
What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
The invitation
What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A hostage
2006-06-19 18:36:59 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 2⤊ 3⤋
The word you are looking for is brunette. You are going to bring more blond jokes on yourself!
2006-06-19 18:15:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's a "bernett"? Anything like a snootch?
2006-06-19 18:24:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's brunette, you dumb blonde
2006-06-19 18:18:07 · answer #4 · answered by J's On My Feet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brunette,you dumb blonde.
2006-06-19 19:23:21 · answer #5 · answered by LaLunalovegood 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BRUNETTES are smart no one makes fun of us or ill will kick their a**
2006-06-19 18:18:02 · answer #6 · answered by jessie 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hey cutie......you have to spell it right. Wouldn't you agree? That's why the jokes won't cease.
2006-06-19 18:26:37 · answer #7 · answered by Pete El Pirata 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't really think blondes were stupid.. until now.
2006-06-19 18:57:55 · answer #8 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bernett??????????
And you wonder why all the blond jokes.jeez
2006-06-19 18:27:48 · answer #9 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you must be blonde!
2006-06-19 18:43:57 · answer #10 · answered by momofoneson 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋