2006-06-19 17:46:16 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The smartest thing is to get a financial advisor like at Waddell and Reed who will tell you how to invest it.
The most fun way is of course to spend it. Spend it on fancy cars, and a vacation to the Carribean, and buy your crush lots of gifts. Come to think of it, send some money my way!
2006-06-19 17:50:22 · answer #1 · answered by Lisa N 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not sure, but I hear there is a CATCH, SONNY!
"Did I hear you say that there must be a catch,
Would you walk away from a fool and his money?"
...oh, sorry - that's a Badfinger song (written by Paul McCartney)
2006-06-20 00:57:05 · answer #2 · answered by GeorgieGirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I work for a large Financial Investment firm. Perhaps you have heard of us, Douwe, Skrewum, and Howe.
My suggestion is to have you in the office ASAP for a financial review.
I will be awaiting your appointment in great anticipation.
2006-06-22 00:12:01 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give the money to me.
my momma didn't raise a fool!
2006-07-03 00:01:53 · answer #4 · answered by Thomas C 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to Vegas or find a woman or both. Better yet get married
2006-06-30 23:30:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could help those inconvenienced heiresses over in Nigeria, and get even richer!!
Wait a minute, I'm one of them! My dearest friend, I beseech you allow me to explain my most undeserved plight.....
2006-06-22 08:40:03 · answer #6 · answered by Alice Chaos 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Find a wife half your age with three or four children
2006-07-01 14:46:08 · answer #7 · answered by Mary E 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Throw your money on the streets
2006-07-01 09:46:07 · answer #8 · answered by Ghana Rulez 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get married. Without a pre-nup.
2006-06-20 02:44:06 · answer #9 · answered by tortasinqueso 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The best thing to do is don't worry about it, and it will soon part from you.
2006-06-20 00:54:05 · answer #10 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋