Did you want spit w/ that?

Question

I currently work at a high end restraunt. Its paying for school, and give me some pocket cash. Anyway, I have this issue, when I take orders from rude,snot nosed , uptight, in general disliked people , before I bring the food to the table I spit in their food. This started about 4 months ago, have not stopped since. I have also put nose hairs in bowls of soups & garbage scraps in the gumbo.

How can I stop doing this?

Answer 1

don't stop, pretentious f*cks deserve it.

Answer 2

Your the man. I check people into a hotel, and when some of them get an attitude with me, I wish I could just tell them I had to cancel their reservation, but they will still be charged. That would rule. But what goes around comes around guy, so be careful, you're proabably eating someone's ball wax everytime you purchase food from anywhere.

Answer 3

Restrain yourself; if you ever get caught, you are opening yourself and the restaurant owners in for a major civil lawsuit, not to mention possible criminal charges. Besides, why do you want to stoop to their level? They can't help it if their parents did not teach them civil behavior. And just think - if they are well-known society types you can name drop and tell all sorts of stories to all your friends (present and future) about what jerks they are. Preferably in bars in a fairly loud tone of voice, where many strangers can hear you.

Answer 4

Quit your job, find something that doesn't piss u off . It not worth it , and it is disgusting and by sneaking they don,t even know what the have done and I hope you donate there tip to charity because you need some good points with the all mighty

Answer 5

Just stop cold turkey, if you get caught they just might find out that it was you. and its only a matter of time before they do catch you.

Answer 6

i don't know why people get attitudes with people that serve their food

Answer 7

cover your mouth with tape.