PIG ALLAH
(come get me Pig Allah...waiting)
See, and I do this often...no problems.
I know Muslims, he will give me double infinity in hell instead of the regular infinity in hell I was going to get for not being a Muslim and not bashing him.
But, heres the thing...acorrding to the Quran, Allah is a hands on, involved, angry pissed off monkey God who wouldnt stand for this insult.
ACTUALLY, THINK ABOUT IT, THIS IS THE INTERNET, I AM NOW ABLE TO INSULT ALLAH IN FRONT OF THOSANDS OR HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE, MORE THAN EVER BEFORE...
IF ALLAH WACKED PEOPLE BEFORE FOR LESS INSULT TO HIM, WHY NOT GET ME NOW ALLAH...
YOU F*** PIG ALLAH
I HAVE AN ALLAH PIG ROAST EVERY FRIDAY AND PIG ALLAH STILL DOES NOTHING. LOL...WHAT A PIG THAT PIG ALLAH IS.
2006-06-19 17:40:21 · 22 answers · asked by international_man_in_budapest 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
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2006-06-19 17:48:19 · update #1
Nobody knows your address would be my first guess.
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2006-06-19 17:49:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Only Allah knows the answer to your question since none of us think like a god and any answer we provide would be a result of human thinking. Let me give you an example; if you walk on a street and call someone a pig, if you were lucky, you would get a smack on the face, but if were not lucky, that someone may pull a gun and shoot you dead on the spot.
We, humans, have a certain degree of intelligence and tolerance, and therefore, as you put your thinking into the question, you expect Allah to have the same degree of intelligence and tolerance as a human being. However, Allah is the most intelligent, the most compassionate, and the most merciful.
Nevertheless, to answer your question, I can give you two possibilities which Allah mentioned in few verses of the Qur'an.
Possibility 1:
Allah knows that someday you will realize how foolish you were to waste your time attacking Islam instead of studying the true value and meaning of Islam. When that day comes and you become a Muslim, all your sins will be converted to deeds. I would not be surprised if this happens; in the Islamic history, there were people who were more aggressive than you, but ended up embracing Islam; some of these people were great companions of the Prophet Mohammad. The sad thing, you will not able to forget all the bad things you did to Islam, and spend the rest of your life blaming yourself.
Possibility 2:
Allah is allowing you the opportunity to commit greater sins, so that the more sins you earn, the greater your punishment will be in the Hell Fire.
2006-06-21 04:56:29 · answer #2 · answered by Fact finder 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did not your mother teach you that if you don't have anything nice to say say nothing at all.
Also when you open your mouth, you show the world via the Internet just how ignorant you really are.
Now if you did an Internet search you would have found out that the word "Allah" is what early pagans called their top god. They had hundred of gods with many different names.
Allah is the name for the moon god they worshiped.
A little knowledge is what you show the world with tripe like what you wrote.
2006-06-20 01:18:35 · answer #3 · answered by CEM 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well Allah is their concoction. So no, he won't strike you down. I would be careful about leaving such slander on here though. Maybe a suicide bomber will destroy you and fifty innocent bystanders. THEN you would prove their point that Allah is real. Because some idiot pulled a rip cord in his name. haha.
2006-06-20 00:45:18 · answer #4 · answered by Pete El Pirata 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I keep hearing Muslims say "Allah Akbar" which is Hebrew for "Allah is a rat". So if they can call Allah a rat, why should calling Allah a pig be a problem?
2006-06-20 01:28:18 · answer #5 · answered by Daniel 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He's probably waiting for you to die so He can inflict pain and suffering on you. You have to remember that Allah is also a patient God and always wins in the end. So shame on you and pray, pray , pray for forgiveness. And BE VERY SORRY FOR YOUR ACTIONS.
2006-06-20 00:51:51 · answer #6 · answered by muffie_2442 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because you are ignorant. I hope you know that Allah is God, same person, different name. God wont strike you dead, but he will condemn you to hell for denouncing his name, but more than that for being such a jerk to your fellow brothers.
2006-06-20 06:00:34 · answer #7 · answered by ilovekokonut 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The greatest harm is to hurt someone feelings. . . . Regardless what one believes in, one should be very respectable to the others' believes. . . .
Someone has typed ÙعÙØ© اÙÙ٠عÙÙÙ It translates as "may God curse you". . . . You caused someone's religious feelings to be hurt already, are you happy with that?
2006-06-20 09:37:45 · answer #8 · answered by Romeo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you SURE no harm has come to you? If you look at all like your avatar, well...joke's on you, dude! Allah says to tell you she's just waiting for the right moment........
2006-06-20 00:44:55 · answer #9 · answered by gone 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God Bless you
2006-06-20 00:46:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I'm sure if you say it enough around the wrong people your dillema will be solved. You seem dissapointed somehow.
2006-06-20 00:45:15 · answer #11 · answered by slee z 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋