Tell me a cheap faster way to buy a Ferrari?

Answer 1

First you need to find out how much does a Ferrari cost. X.
Then you'll have to figure how much do have to have to spend that amount of money. Y - X.
Then you need to set a time frame to earn that amount of money. (i.e.,10 years).
Then you need to figure what are the talents you have and what is the best recourse among those talents to get from A to B. (Writing, Yatchting, Wrestling, Sales, Woodworking, whatever).
Then you need to develop little steps toward that goal. (i.e., Buying an egg. Getting hatched a chick out of it. Raising the chick to lay eggs. Selling the eggs to buy a goat. Raising a herd from a single goat, and so on).
Work on the plan. And pray for the best.

Answer 2

So you want: -Performance -Attention -Comfort and Convenience (entering/exiting) Performance- Lamborghini is a clear winner, but will you ever see triple digits? Acceleration will seem the same on the cars, and engine noise will difinitely be attention grabbing on them all. So consider the Maserati. Another thing you should consider, is getting a demonstrator vehicle. These are always well looked after, fitted with many options, and are many thousands of dollars cheaper. Attention- I would say 458 Italia definitely, although a Gallardo would also do quite well. Maseratis are too common to really be attention grabbing. Comfort and Convenience- Well, the Continental GT is the tallest, at 1380mm, but only has 110mm ground clearance. Height above ground may not seem like it's that important, but once you pay $200k for a car, you will get very annoyed every time you slowly scrape the front and/or back. Navigation systems come with all the cars you mentioned, or at least should be options. Also, consider paying the little bit extra for a convertible. These are very fun, and are easier to resell. Another thing, check out the Gallardo Valentino Balboni LP-550-2. It is a special edition Gallardo, but is cheaper, and if you can get your hands on one, will be one of only 250 in the world. Think about it - your car could also be an investment. I think you should set aside a Saturday for test driving all of these cars. That is what will seriously tell you everything about comfort, performance, attention, and "feel" of each of these cars. Who knows, you might end up liking the Maserati because you have more fun in it. When you have made a final decision, before you pay the deposit, make sure you ask for a little extra with your car, as most luxury and sports car dealerships won't bring down the price, they will almost always let you get away with a free option like non-standard media systems. Wear a suit though.

Answer 3

Buy a match box Ferrari and at least you can brag truthfully at the bars when you are trying to pick up a girl that you own a Ferrari.

The other way is work 3 jobs and live with your mother until you are 35.

Answer 4

YOU DID NOT SAY FREE AND YOU DID NOT SAY EASY-so here is the plan first contact UPSCALE SALVAGE YARDS either online or by phone and aquire a legit title for ANY KIND of ferrari ,then go to seattle (biggest ,richest city near canadian border) get hottest youngest ESCORT (not a crack whore either ,i mean the real deal $1000.00 a nite stuff uber-hottie) you can find ,tell her NOTHING of your plan and hiring by phone would be best.next or perhaps before hiring said hottie scope out dealership have hottie test drive car with a salesman tell her your mark is actually an old college buddy and she is to SERVICE HIM! (you are paying her to do this remember so she must act like he is a stud) while they are at it you punch the lock on car and drive to waiting u-haul,goeast on I90 and then go northeast after you pass RANIER .cross at smallest least travelled spot there are more than you know,go directly to self storage place park car inside walk bak across border get in u-haul drive back to seattle return truck-wash truck and wipe it down.now take your salvage title and contact Mississippi DMV get plates the story for them is you are a returning GI and got car as a project-the reason for Miss. is no insurance requirement and real lax title/bill of sale stuff because of many poor people in state.now fly to vancouver bc take train or bus to storage locker(pay at least 6 mos in advance so mgr is placated and none too nosey)install plates drive to different crossing go home enjoy car

Answer 5

The testerosa is about 30K but all the parts have to be shipped from italy. Or you can rob a bank and buy a Enzo. Either way works.

Answer 6

Purchase life insurance........Then off yourself... Voila instant Ferrari.

Answer 7

Sell your car... let's say $ 10.000 in your pocket. Buy 10.000 lottery tickets, your odds foo winding the major prize are 1:890.000, if you win you'll have more than 20 million in your pocket. Good luck

Answer 8

go to your local hot wheels dealership

Answer 9

lottery