More pick up lines (part 2)?

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Geek Pickup Lines

"Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on 'stunning.'"

"I can't help it -- my eyes are trapped in the gravitational field of your breasts!!"

"Nice Asimov."

"Not only can I beam you aboard, I can beam you a woody."

"Earth woman, prepare to be probed!"

"I'm the droid you're looking for."

"Is that a spare Vulcan ear in your pocket or... well, I'm just asking because some jerk in the parking lot pulled off one of my Vulcan ears."

"Hey, baby. I own Microsoft."

"Your mouth says, 'Shields up!' but your eyes say, 'A hull breach is imminent.'"

Psycho Pick-Up Lines...

"Wanna swap meds?"

"Can I buy you a spatula?"

"Bet you're wondering why I have no nostrils?"

"Your crawlspace or mine?"

"You look like the kind of person who appreciates catheters."

"May I lick your forehead?"

"Do you always wear your shoes over your socks?"

"Smeep. Smeep. Smeep."

"What's your favorite flavor of wood?"

"You've stolen my heart, but that’s okay because I have three more back home in the freezer!"

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These are from; WILLYS JOKES 7/7/06 Geek Pickup Lines And WILLYS JOKES 4/23/06 Psycho Pick-Up Lines...

Answer 1

Hey not bad...
Here are some Mathes pick up lines.
Cheers

being without you is like being a metric space in which exists a cauchy sequence that does not converge

can i explore your mean value?

Since distance equals velocity x time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

i = Ø when i am not with you

my love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function

You are the solution to my homogeneous system of linear equations.

What's your favorite linear transformation?

Your beauty defies real and complex analysis.

i wish i were a derivative so i could lie tangent to your curves.

i'll take you to the limit as x approaches infinity.

Come on baby, let's off to a decimal place i know of and i'll take you to the limit.

let's take each other to the limit to see if we converge

let me integrate our curves so that i can increase our volume

if i were a function you would be my asymptote - i always tend towards you.


your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors.

my love is like an exponential curve. it's unbounded

my love for you is like a fractal - it goes on forever.

my love for you is like the derivative of a concave up function because it is always increasing. we're going to assume this concave up function resembles x^2 so that slopes is actually increasing.

you and i add up better than a riemann sum

i hope you know set theory because i want to intersect and union you

you've got more curves than a triple integral

i wish i was your problem set, because then i'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk.

int[2x,x,10,13]?

i'm not being obtuse, but you're acute girl.

you fascinate me more than the fundamental theorem of calculus

Answer 2

Red neck pick up line. You remind me of cute pony ride in front of wal mart. Can I ride you for a quarter?

Answer 3

Those are so funny. I hate star trek. Im a star wars fan.

Answer 4

Another psycho one for you; "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you...?"

Answer 5

nice shoes wanna ****
wanna get a pizza and ****

Answer 6

boooooooooooooo

Answer 7

LOL