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wtf do we get for these points i work so hard on getting every day?

2006-06-19 16:18:46 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

here is a joke! get ten points for telling me one back that makes me laugh!!!

Jack and Jill went up the hill to find some mariiwanna! Jack got high unzipped his fly and said do you wanna! Jill said yes and raised her dress and they both forever had fun!

2006-06-19 16:22:58 · update #1

keep the people comin'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-06-19 16:25:34 · update #2

JAMIE LYNN YOU ARE LIKE SO SO SO AWESOME AND I WANNA KNOW IS YOUR LAST NAME SMITH? I MIGHT ACTUALLY KNOW YOU IN REAL LIFE! YOU GET 10 POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

2006-06-19 16:27:53 · update #3

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Ladies on the Grass

One day, while walking to the store, I passed by a nursing
home. On the front lawn were 6 old ladies laying naked on the grass. I
thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store.

On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the
same 6 old ladies laying naked on the lawn. This time my curiosity got
the best of me and I went inside to talk to the manager.

"Do you know there are 6 ladies laying naked on your front lawn?"

"Yes," he said. "They are retired prostitutes and they're having a yard sale!"

2006-07-02 05:11:46 · answer #1 · answered by str8tupgirl 4 · 2 0

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some marijuana.
Jack got high and dropped his fly and ask Jill do you wanna?
Jill said yes and dropped her dress and then they had some fun.
Silly Jill forgot her pill, and then they had a son

2006-06-30 16:42:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

how about: jack and jill went up a hill to smoke a funny leaf, jack got high, unzipped his fly and jill said wheres the beef

2006-07-03 02:27:25 · answer #3 · answered by sam 2 · 0 0

You worked too hard so to clear your head you went for a drive.On your drive you were beamed up by aliens. They ran all the typical tests on you.Found your body to be a 10, but the brain was going to need to be increased to hold more information and logic. however they decided that that wouldn't work for you either because nothing could change the fact that you were a blond.

2006-06-30 12:48:02 · answer #4 · answered by red dragon 5 · 0 0

Okay here's a joke:

Superman is flying around Metropolis and it is pretty dull when he sees a beautiful brunette sunbathing nude on top of a skyscraper. He quickly averts his eyes but thinks, "Damn! I wish I could tap that!"
A minute goes by and he gets insanely horny, so he decides that if he uses his super-human speed he could fly right in, sex-up the brunette, and she would never know what happened.
He swooshes off, completes his mission and flies around with a super-grin on his face.
Meanwhile Wonder Woman, on top of her studio apartment in Metropolis, feels an unexpected breeze and says, "What was that?!"
Then the Invisible Man says, "I don't know but my ****** hurts like a mutha all of a sudden!"

}:c)

2006-07-03 06:41:35 · answer #5 · answered by The One Line Review Guy 3 · 0 0

You don't know because you only have 96 pts and are in level 1
Wait until you get to level 2 + and you'll be able to make more questions a day, and i think that's the only benefit of being at a higher level

2006-06-19 16:22:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Prestige

2006-06-19 16:29:43 · answer #7 · answered by joegossum 4 · 0 0

u can answer more questions and ask more as your level goes up.
i really dont care for the points. i just like to look at them every once in a while
just answering peoples' questions is fun enough for me.

2006-06-19 16:22:54 · answer #8 · answered by Chewy 3 · 0 0

lol im not sure but stop trying so hard if u get points then fair enough if you dont then its not the end of the world,
its not like getting the points is gonna effect your life or anything!

2006-07-02 01:08:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

reputation or influence arising from success, achievement, rank, or other favorable attributes, To make someone day.work on getting high levels,

2006-07-03 04:43:55 · answer #10 · answered by union_lonely_girl 3 · 0 0

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