Ol' Fred had been a faithful Christian and was in
the hospital, near death. The family called their
pastor to stand with them. As the pastor stood
next to the bed, Ol' Fred's condition appeared to
deteriorate and he motioned frantically for
something to write on. The pastor lovingly handed
him a pen and a piece of paper, and Ol' Fred used
his last bit of energy to scribble a note, then
he died. The pastor thought it best not to look
at the note at that time, so he placed it in
his jacket pocket.
At the funeral, as he was finishing the message,
he realized that he was wearing the same jacket
that he was wearing when Ol' Fred died. He said,
"You know, Ol' Fred handed me a note just before
he died. I haven't looked at it, but knowing
Fred, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration
there for us all."
He opened the note, and read, "A**h*le, you're
standing on my oxygen tube!"
2006-06-19 15:10:59 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol in advance!
2006-06-19 15:14:16 · update #1
Not Bad... 7/10
How about this?
Q. How do you make a nun's toes curl?
A. "**** her with her tights/pantyhose on!
2006-06-19 15:24:27 · answer #1 · answered by HackneyDemon 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
10-10
2006-06-19 15:35:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
9/10
2006-06-19 16:11:18 · answer #3 · answered by KL 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
9/10
2006-06-19 15:45:34 · answer #4 · answered by ratel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8/10
2006-06-19 15:22:44 · answer #5 · answered by MissDots <3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
9/10
2006-06-19 15:16:37 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8/10
2006-06-19 15:14:35 · answer #7 · answered by beastboy6600 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
9/10
Was a great joke made me laugh, but sucks for poor Ol' Fred...
2006-06-19 17:06:14 · answer #8 · answered by ditzychik508 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sure - that modify precise right into a authentic hoot - I loved it - fantastically with the quick superb clipped one line ending. ROTFALMFAO. yet extremely - in case you imagine about it, that is not any further "undesirable assistance." i'd pick to love to do no longer ignore that i'd pick to be going to heaven - yet no longer so right away. I easily have too plenty unfinished corporation down precise the following that i make sure to end first..
2016-11-15 00:15:53 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eh 5/10
2006-06-19 15:31:57 · answer #10 · answered by Flabbergasted 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg 10/10 poor guy
2006-06-19 15:44:45 · answer #11 · answered by Maddie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋