tights are like pantyhose.
2006-06-19 14:39:27 · 9 answers · asked by Summer 2 in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
thats the one about superman right?... thats why hes in tights. and the rock is kryptonite... thats why hes dead.
2006-06-19 14:45:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
He dressed up thinking he'd be funny and surprise his girlfriend but she didn't take it the way he'd hoped. She was sick of putting up with all his crap and this topped it off, so she left him. He got really upset and drank himself under the table. After a while he drunkenly got up for a walk, still incredibly intoxicated. It was pretty dark. He came to a field and was singing to himself stubbling along when- BAM- he hit a huge rock and went unconscious. Woke up the next morning still in his tights but he couldn't remember a thing... until he tried to contact his ex to get an unpleasant refresher.
2006-06-19 21:50:29 · answer #2 · answered by chigaimasu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Somebody hit him with the rock for wearing the tights. Men should not wear tights unless they are playing Robin Hood in the school play or something.
2006-06-19 21:42:34 · answer #3 · answered by chica_zarca 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was pulling up his tights because they were a bit baggy at the knees, tripped over the rock, twisted his ankle, and fell.
2006-06-19 21:44:37 · answer #4 · answered by oh kate! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My past experience gives me an edge on this question - a Fraternity Prank!
2006-06-20 00:11:27 · answer #5 · answered by jtapper218 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was a terrorist and the marines used the rock to put him to rest.
2006-06-19 22:46:32 · answer #6 · answered by Carla B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Someone threw a rock at him cuz he was a fag
2006-06-19 21:42:35 · answer #7 · answered by jib 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he was pushed off for being a gay flamer
2006-06-19 21:42:44 · answer #8 · answered by Mikey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HE is a THIGHT-ROCK faller!!!!!!!
2006-06-20 13:18:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋