I can't tell if my Grandmother is goth or dead. How can I tell the difference between the two? She's like 80.
2006-06-19 14:22:01 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
I love this question well lets see hold a mirror up to her nose and if it fog ups shes alive.
2006-06-20 12:00:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 4⤋
Well if she is goth, she will have black hair and pale skin, listen to Marilyn Manson, and hang out in cemetaries. If she is dead, she just, you know, won't be moving and breathing and stuff.
2006-06-19 23:48:05 · answer #2 · answered by NA 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get her some gothed out clothes and substitute them for her real clothes one morning, or whenever during the day that she gets dressed and groomed, or lay them out on her bed on the first day of school the night before, so she puts them on for school that day, and you can really get a good visual, then you will know absolutely. It's science.
2006-06-19 21:31:53 · answer #3 · answered by JJ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take a pulse. Take your middle and pointer finger, touch the middle of her neck, move it like 2 inches to your right and feel for a heartbeat.
If this is too much for you to handle, then call 911.
2006-06-19 21:29:15 · answer #4 · answered by owlron 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm..... She might be dead..... But go poke her with a stick to see if she's just goth. I love your little chicken thingy!
2006-06-20 22:23:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does Grandmother sport any piercings? Check eyebrows, lips, nose, etc. Is she wearing headphones of any kind? If not, then perhaps she has expired.
2006-06-20 11:16:48 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What ever happened to...? If You can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all?
It was Your question.
Try living it.
By the way the Chicken came first. God created the animals, not their eggs, first.
God Bless
2006-06-19 21:49:47 · answer #7 · answered by Muffin Ann 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Check to see if she has liberated the contents of her bowels, if she has then chances are she's dead. Stick her in the freezer to avoid any unpleasant smells.
2006-06-20 13:21:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask her about the life if she not answer she is with the Lord if she say about the pain and joy of the bittersweet life she is alive
2006-06-19 22:06:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well if her skin is pasty white, and she has black nail polish on and mumbles to herself alot, she is goth...
if she is pasty white and her nails are blue and her diaper is dry, she is dead, I'm sorry call the funeral home.
2006-06-21 21:54:43 · answer #10 · answered by Gypsy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
scratch her with your mighty chicken claws...did ya draw blood? well she is alive and just goth....no blood? well dude she is dead...call 911 quick!
2006-06-19 23:59:00 · answer #11 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋