3 men get ship wrecked on an island & are soon found by a pack a cannibals. They are brought to the head cannibal.
Head cannibal: If you want your freedom you must go off into the jungle and bring back 10 of a fruit.
So the three men set off on they're separate tracks.
The first man returns with 10 apples.
Head Cannibal: good! now shove each of those apple up your bum without any emotion. If you show emotion we will eat you!
So the man starts 1..2.. ARR he screams & he is killed.
The second man arrives with 10 berries.
Head Cannibal: good! now shove each of those berries up your bum without any emotion... if you show emotion we will eat you!
So he starts, thinking this should be easy 1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8.. HAHAHA!! he got to 8 and burst out laughing. He was killed immediately.
The first man and second man meet in heaven.
First man: Why the hell did you laugh? You were almost there?
Seccond man: I couldn't help it i saw the third guy coming with pinapples!!!
2006-06-19 14:19:32 · 11 answers · asked by **ELLE** 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This is what i mean people are making it crap.. some one posted this... three thiefs have stolen the following
thief 1 >> stole an apple
thief 2>> stole a banana
thief 3 >> stole a big watermelon.
the police caught them and force them to put what they have stolen in their a s s e s, thief 1 started to put the apple in his a s s in this moment he started to cry and then he started to laugh then crying>>laughing........police... asked him why are you crying and laughing at the same time?.. he said I cry because it is painful and i laugh because of my friend thief 3 what is he going to do and how? he stole a big watermelon.
It sounds sooo ****~~~
2006-06-19 14:21:42 · update #1
Must be the same cannibals that came up with this recipe.
MISSIONARY STEW
From the Kitchens Of Idi Amin and Patrice Lamumba
85 Gallons of Water
2Baskets of Wild Carrots
1Baskets of Wild Parsnips
1Sheaf of Elephant Grass
1Bushel of Maize
200Rhinoceros Beetle Larve (Grubs)
2Warrior Shields of Tremites (Rounded)
4Helmets of Red Ants (Optional)
16Scorpions (To Taste)
2Handfuls of Trade Salt
24Crocodile Eggs (Beaten)
12Rhesus Monkey Tails
36Baboon Jowls
1Medium to Large Missionary (140-200 Lbs), Depending on Availability
(Half Portions of Ingredients for Smaller Entree (Below 140 Lbs.)
Place All Ingredients in Large Communal Cooking Pot and Bring to Boil Over Dried Gnu Dung Fire.
After Screaming Stops and Entree Sinks Below the Surface of The Water, Remove Half of The Gnu Dung And Continue Cooking (Stirring Slowing) Until Entree Again Surfaces.
Serves Village of 200
Best When Served Hot
2006-06-20 18:39:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your joke is funny and I know it is so disgusting when you get ripped off and if they mess up the rip off too, well it just can't be right!
But it happens all the time on here and other places as well.
Just think like this----it had to be an excellent joke, or no one would rip it off!
there don't you feel better now?
Good I knew you would if you just changed the way you looked at it from an insult to a compliment.
lockerridge thumbs^up rating for your most excellent joke today!
2006-06-19 15:47:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are the one who is making it into crap the first time i heard it i was 7 years old but it was in spanish and a lot funnier
it was that the three men found the devil and that they went to hell and that is where they met even though it was apples, berries, and watermelons
2006-06-19 14:36:34 · answer #3 · answered by bluechaka 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama is so stupid, she reads the newspapers and is conscious what it says yo mama is so fat, she sits on the chair and feels comfortable yo mama is so ugly, she wears make up like a woman in accordance to probability thats gay particularly than lame
2016-11-15 00:12:58 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ummm i can't believe you wrote all of that just to say that the original joke was better, personally i like neither but i appreciate the effort!!
2006-06-19 14:39:57 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha this is one of my favorite jokes! And yeah you are right, it is better the original way.
2006-06-19 14:33:51 · answer #6 · answered by lalalicious 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I never heard this joke before but I will pass it along 4sure!!
2006-06-19 14:28:50 · answer #7 · answered by jenjen78109 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first time I heard it was:
1. apple
2. grapes
3. durian
now durians is really funny. lol... its big, spikey, and the spikes are hard...
2006-06-19 14:24:44 · answer #8 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fruity tootie! thx for sharing! 2 thumbs up^^
2006-06-19 14:38:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
THat is kinda funny :)
2006-06-19 14:56:14 · answer #10 · answered by puppylove 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋