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There were 3 men who died and before God would let them into heaven, he gave them a chance to come back as anything they wanted.

The first guy said " I want to come back as myself, but 100 times smarter. So God made him 100 times smarter.

The second guy said "I want to be better than that guy, make me 1000 times smarter. So God made him 1000 times smarter.

The last guy decided he would be the best. So he said "God, make me better than both of them, make me 1,000,000 times smarter.

So God made him a woman !!

2006-06-19 14:16:55 · 14 answers · asked by ♪♫♥Šǒńǘ♥♫♪ 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

14 answers

Woo-hooo...........Yeee-haaa!
You struck it right on the nose my friend....
Great Joke....And may I say....that took guts for a guy to put up that joke. Thanks for givin' us girls the respect we deserve.....smart man you are!

I'm ready for another joke, if I can keep my eyes open!
Take Care
SmileyCat : )
aka LadyLaughAlot

2006-06-22 22:58:53 · answer #1 · answered by SmileyCat : ) 4 · 2 0

three blonde have 1 wish,
the 1 said'i wish i am smater'so she became a redhead'2 one said'i wish i'm much smarter'so she became a bottete.the 3 one said'i wish i am smarter than those two'so she b-came a man.

2006-06-19 15:40:47 · answer #2 · answered by jason 5 · 0 0

Kinda.

2006-06-19 14:47:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Oldie but a goodie!

2006-06-19 14:35:38 · answer #4 · answered by kablair 2 · 0 0

That is very cute. I liked it

2006-06-19 14:20:02 · answer #5 · answered by Nece 6 · 0 0

cold

2006-06-19 14:32:48 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ F@$H!0N ♥ 5 · 0 0

funny

2006-06-19 14:37:07 · answer #7 · answered by amby pamby 2 · 0 0

lame

2006-06-19 14:30:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anna. 4 · 0 0

yeah it is funny lol

2006-06-19 14:20:49 · answer #9 · answered by brettbrissaw 3 · 0 0

cute i liked it!

2006-06-19 14:21:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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