2006-06-19 13:34:08 · 8 answers · asked by ashtro_girl7 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
So someone could joke about it.
2006-06-19 13:42:49 · answer #1 · answered by phantom_phan_2005 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
George W Bush
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to
know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is
either against us or for us. There is no middle ground here.
NBC
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image
of the chicken crossing the road.
Dick Cheney
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, so I took a shot at it
RALPH NADER
The chicken's habitat on the other side of the road had been polluted
by unchecked industrial greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled
habitat on the other side of the road because it was crushed by the
wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV.
PAT BUCHANAN
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
RUSH LIMBAUGH
I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but I'll bet it was
getting a government grant to cross the road, and I'll bet that
somebody out there is already forming a support group to help chickens
with crossing-the-road syndrome. Can you believe this? How much more of
this can real Americans take? Chickens crossing the road paid for by
their tax dollars. And when I say tax dollars, I'm talking about your
money, money Hilliary took from you to build a road for chickens
to cross.
MARTHA STEWART
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a
standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price
dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider
information.
JERRY FALWELL
Because the chicken was gay --- isn't it obvious? Can't you people see
the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the
'other side'. That's what they call it the other side. Yes, my friends,
that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay
too. I say we Boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination
that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like
"the other side."
DR SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the
chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY
To die in the rain. Alone.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads
without having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody
told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
BARBARA WALTERS
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the
chicken tell, for the first time, the heartwarming story of how it
experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its
life long dream of crossing the road.
JOHN LENNON
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together - in
peace.
ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX
It was an historic inevitability.
CAPTAIN KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
SIGMUND FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the
road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES
I have just witnessed eChicken2003, which will not only cross roads,
but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your
checkbook, and internet explorer is an integral part of chicken.
ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the
chicken?
BILL CLINTON
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of
chicken? (the hens were there, for pete's sake!)
THE BIBLE
And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the chicken THOU SHALT
CROSS THE ROAD. And the chicken didst cross the road, and there was
much rejoicing.
COLONEL SANDERS
Did I miss one?
2006-06-19 16:27:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
GEORGE W BUSH
We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either for us or against us. There is no middle ground.
2006-06-19 14:05:27 · answer #3 · answered by chilli 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
According to my 4 year old, the chicken crossed the road to get a chocolate milkshake.
2006-06-19 13:40:26 · answer #4 · answered by garden_barefoot 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
b/c the road was in the way
2006-06-19 14:28:26 · answer #5 · answered by mendy s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cuz it was looking for stupidity.
2006-06-19 13:38:12 · answer #6 · answered by SHORTi3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to get to the other side.
2006-06-19 13:39:20 · answer #7 · answered by pms247 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cause he wanted too...
2006-06-19 13:37:47 · answer #8 · answered by freak_on_a_leash_666 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋