How did Helen Keller learn how to masturbate?
She tried reading her own lips.
2006-06-19 13:29:44
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answer #1
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answered by muffin 2
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This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window...
He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs.
"Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doctor?
"Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies.
He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now?", she replies, "Yes, checking for cancer."
Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her. He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?"
She replies, "Yes, getting herpies - thats why I am here!"
One day an at home wife is alone and the doorbell rings.
She opens it to a guy, "Hi, is Tony home?"
The wife replies, "No, he went to the store, but you can wait here if you want."
So they sit down and after a while of silence the friend says "You know Sara, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred buck just to see one."
Sara thinks about it for a second and figures, what the hell - a hundred bucks! She opens her robe and shows one to him for a few seconds. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table. They sit there a while longer and guy then says "That was so amazing I've got to see both of them. I'll give you another 100 dollars if I could just see the both of them together."
Sara amazed by the offer sits and thinks a bit about it and thinks, heck, why not? So she opens her robe and gives Chris a nice long chance to cop a look.
A while later Tony arrives back home from the store. The wife goes up to him, "You know, your friend Chris came over."
Tony thinks about it for a second and says, "Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"
2006-06-19 15:34:04
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answer #2
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answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5
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i didnt remember it very well cuz it wuz a loooong time ago but it went kinda like a pencil a pickle and a penis were sitting in a room talking about their lives, the pencil says my life sucks people are always sharping my head and rubbing my *** off, the pickle says no my life sucks people take me away when im little put me in a bucket of vinegar for years then they eat me...the penis then says you two think your life is bad my master wakes me up out of a dead sleep puts me in a bag throws me in a dark room and beats my head against the wall till i puke...lol...i loved it when i was younger...
2006-06-19 13:32:13
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answer #3
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answered by freak_on_a_leash_666 3
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There are 3 guys in a car, a mexican, a black, and a puerto rican. Whos driving the car?
The police.
2006-06-19 15:08:43
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answer #4
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answered by NewFoundStory 4
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don't have a favorite joke really, but like the one about
Q. How do make a tissue dance?
A. Blow a little boogie in it...
LMAO
2006-06-19 13:30:13
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answer #5
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answered by xxxcariooo 3
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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple. finding half a worm in your apple, whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple. HAVING AIDS
2006-06-19 13:29:49
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answer #6
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answered by OcO 2
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Aw, don't cry little baby.
2006-06-19 13:30:13
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answer #7
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answered by eehco 6
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why did the clock go 2 de doctor?
he broke his hand HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! LOL!
2006-06-19 13:33:36
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answered by nicksayswatzup 2
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feminism
LOL
2006-06-19 13:30:19
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answered by Frank 2
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