how fast is a train when the pepsi can is $5 and there are 10 birds on the tree, read more?

Question

well i'm bored sitting with my sister it's 2:30 am and i woke up today at 8:am so i need to hear some funny stuff any thing so plz write any thing just any thing and you even might get the 10 points.

good you guys , i just cracked up, soo keep them commmmmmming,

HAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA
LOL
ok now i stopped laughing, but i liked the one who said that it was the future train, now thats a crack up.
so keeeeep it comming you guys, i might choose the best answer tomorrow

ok hannah, of course i ate pudding!
and i'll check out your riddles!
thanks for the laugh you guys keep em comming!

hey guys i'm getting bored over here!
so wont any one write something funny!
plz, or else i'm gonna go to bed
besides if my dad catches me up this late at night (3:15 am) he'll ground me for life!jk
ok write now !

Answer 1

The train you speak of, you are riding it... it is the future... the far future... Pepsi prices are out the roof, Coke is a bit cheaper, but I know... you prefer Pepsi... well now see what that taste test did for you finances???....

Also, I guess for the birds in the trees... there used to be 30 to 40 back in the day, but now with these new fandangled, hybrid trees they have invented, the birds have little place to sit. They only have so many branches per tree to support the weight of the ground....
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And we, as a society, have killed off many of the beautiful animals in this world, by ruining the ecosystem and rifles. ;)

So.. how fast is the train going? HELL IF I KNOW???? lol :)

Answer 2

Okay, I had a flaming poodle in my pants - don't ask, long story - so while I was trying to pull it out, I swerved and hit the taco bell dog. I flung the flaming poodle out finally and it totally engulfed Ronald Mcdonald's red hair in flames, so now he's totally bald and the glare blinded an airplane pilot in the sky who crashed into the headquarters for Kentucky Fried Chicken (which is in Utah, go figure) burning up an entire years supply of fowl.........my question is, can they trace the resulting rise in gas prices from having to drive all over the country to resupply the fowl- sometimes using tree-sitting birds out of desperation (which is why there are only 10 left) - back to me? And the train isn't going nearly fast enough, because the taco bell dog's brothers are nearly catching it and I'm thinking of jumping off and catching a taxi. Whew! Now I can breath.

Answer 3

Okay, I find humor in asking questions that don't make sense and involve pudding. You should help me ask pudding questions, they can be anything (but keep them clean, no one likes a dirty pudding joke) from . . . . just take a look at the ones I have already asked. Some of them are just stupid and some of them could be a stroke of genius, but hey you decide. Ask questions about pudding and twenty bucks says I answer them sooner or later. I luv pudding, so help me!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 4

to leonora... i comprehend the fee of a coke became 6¢ interior the 50's, so it would could desire to have been 5¢ numerous years earlier that. and there have been so a lot greater birds interior the trees decrease back then, too.

Answer 5

Subject: Seven Dwarfs


The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are THE seven dwarfs,
they are ushered in to see the Pope.

Dopey leads the pack. "Dopey, my son," says the Pope, "what can I do for you?"

Dopey asks, "Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?"

The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and
answers, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."

In the background a few of the dwarfs start giggling.

Dopey turns around and gives them a glare, silencing them.

Dopey turns back, "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?"

The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, "No,
Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe."

This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again,
Dopey turns around and silences them, with an angry glare.

Dopey turns back and says, "Mr. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in
the world?"

"I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."

The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding
the floor, as they begin chanting......

"Dopey screwed a penguin!"......
"Dopey screwed a penguin!"......

Answer 6

A duck walks into a bar. Bartender says, "what'll ya have?" Duck says, "I dunno. Got any grapes?" Barkeep says, "No, this is a bar. We don't serve food. We serve beernuts, pretzels and peanuts. And liquor." Duck says, "Ok, then, never mind." Duck walks out of the bar.

Next day, duck is back. Duck hops up on bar stool. Barkeep says, "Whattya want?" Duck says, "Got any grapes?" Barkeep gets mad; says, "I told you yesterday, we don't serve food here. Get out!" Duck leaves.

Next day, duck comes back. Hops up on barstool. Barkeep says, "What the hell do YOU want?" Duck says, "Got any grapes?" Barkeep grabs duck by the neck.

"Look-a-here," says barkeep, "You've come in here the past three days and asked me if we got any grapes, and I've told you each time, 'WE ONLY SERVE LIQUOR HERE'. Now, if you come back in here tomorrow and ask me the same question, I'm a-gonna nail yer BEAK to the BAR!" Duck gets off bar stool, shuffles out.

Next day, who should walk into the bar but that duck. Barkeep is pissed off. Barkeep says, "NOW whaddya want??" Duck says,

"Got any nails?"

Barkeep glares at him. "NO!" he replies.

Duck says, "Ok, got any grapes?"

Answer 7

Knock Knock. I said Knock Knock! ( Now is where you are supposed to say Who's There). Great you ruined the joke.

Answer 8

no one dies a virgin.....life screws us all
gravity is a myth.....earth sucks
in the us we use smaller silverware to feed babies do Chinese use toothpicks?
why are blond jokes so short?So brunettes can understand
Why are womens feet smaller than mens?
so they can stand closer to the sink

Answer 9

EATING HEALTHY...

Can't eat Beef, Mad cow....

Can't eat chicken, Bird Flu

Can't eat eggs, Salmonella

Can't eat pork, fears that bird flu will infect piggies

Can't eat fish, heavy metals in the
waters has poisoned their meat

Can't eat fruits and veggies ... insecticides and herbicides

Hmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I believe that leaves Chocolate!!!!!!!!

Remember - - -

"STRESSED"
spelled backwards is
"DESSERTS"

Answer 10

any thing just any thing and you even might get the 10 points.