woud it make the bus arrive sooner ?
2006-06-19 11:20:56 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
If it didn't arrive immediately He may have rebuked the bus that was supposed to travel that route and make it so it would never work again. (fig tree)
You look a lot like a guy I once dated.
2006-06-19 16:24:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
No, but he may get hit by a bus for not looking both ways before stepping off the curb.
2006-06-19 18:24:24 · answer #2 · answered by The Good Humor Man 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you were at a bus stop with Jesus why would you want it to arrive sooner? I'd have so many questions.
"Jesus, how come nobody realised you were black?"
"Jesus, who is that man you're holding hands with? Your partner in life? Oh!"
"Jesus, what kind of burger are you eating? Double Bacon Deluxe with extra cheese?"
"Jesus.....do you have any spare change for my bus fare?"
And so on and so forth....
2006-06-19 18:26:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Scflooogoooallooooo!! Scmoooooogloooueee!
TRANSLATION:
Hello there, I'm Sampson the Elephant.
Please get a haircut before you visit YA again, as your current "style" is quite disturbing. Thank you.
This translation brought to you by the GOP. That's the GOP-- hating anyone who isn't white, straight, male, and Christian since we were created.
2006-06-19 20:56:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but if you keep asking the questions you are asking, the bus you will be taking will require a one-way ticket only.
2006-06-19 18:22:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont think jesus whould get the bus, he would probabaly have a car of his own or at least a motorbike.
2006-06-19 18:23:45 · answer #6 · answered by cooalaganga 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If that was his intention, yea. Or he could've just stepped off the curb 'cause the sign had changed from "Don't Walk" to "Walk".
2006-06-19 18:24:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Better yet, if he stepped off the curb and a taxi was rushing toward him, what would he exclaim?
2006-06-19 18:25:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably not. But if he is a spirit being why would he need to ride a bus?
2006-06-19 18:24:20 · answer #9 · answered by El Mexicano 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If he's the son of God then he can do whatever he wants, he could even decide he doesn't like your question and zap you out of this world and into the next. Do you like warm weather?
2006-06-19 18:23:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋