Do elephants get into heaven with people?

Question

Or should I just sacrifice my pet elephant, Sampson, to the great God above before the world ends on January 18, 2005?

What do ye heathen say?
We must protect the SANTITY of STRATE marriage!

Answer 1

I think you should hand the keyboard over to Sampson now.

Answer 2

I think they go to Heaven. If all dogs go to heaven then i would imagine elephants could go to. Maybe they go to elephant heaven. Also, January 18th 2005 has already passed and i'm pretty sure the world didn't end. Lemme check. Yup, still here. Also, you spelled sanctity of straight marriage wrong. Maybe you should try the no child left behind act first. See how far that gets you.

Answer 3

I think they go to elephant heaven, and for the second time January 18, 2005 was LAST YEAR! Get a calender!

Answer 4

I don't think elephants have a soul to go to heaven with. However, I would suggest against sacrificing your elephant due to it's illegality. Although, if you believe that the world is going to end in 2005, perhaps you could claim insanity.

Answer 5

No, of course not, Elephants have one gate and people have another. Of course, if you think you must get into heaven with your elephant, you can just kind of slide in behind him by carrying a shovel and a wheel barrel. Just tell the gate keeper that you will be cleaning up after him, sort of like you do now.

Answer 6

I do believe that the burden is upon us to search for the truth, and thinking literary helps and has helped us in the past in understanding things better. Yet the more we delve into things the more strange things become.

Answer 7

Animals have souls as humans do and we will all return to the spiritual world after the death of this physical incarnation.

Answer 8

Uh, it's 2006 now.

Answer 9

ya every one goes to heaven