When the world ends...?

Question

when the world ends on January 18, 2005 (God told me this would be the end of times) will you e prepared?

God has already unleashed the four horsemen:
-abortion
-homosexuals
-feminists
-illegal mexicans

Will you give in an pity them, or will you blame them for all our problems, so that you may rise into heaven with the glory of God!

Answer 1

So much confusion, so little time....

Answer 2

Somebody better give this guy a ride in the "waaay back machine 'cause according to him, we're past-due!

I guess that further illustrates my personal belief that religous fanatics are living in the past and can never update themselves to modern times.

Actually, some followers may have some credit in their favor about the end of the world. That is, that it will end in fire.

In approximately (sorry, no voice to tell me the exact date) 5 million years time, our sun will go "red giant" and will consume the inner planets, from Mercury to Mars. During this cycle, all the water on the planet will evaporate, the plants will wither and die, humans will die, and the crust will become molten rock. Then, the sun will actually consume the entire planet.

As for abortionists, homosexuals, feminists, mexicans, and any other group you choose to hate... Well, they will probably outlive you on board an interstellar ship fornicating and having abortions 'cause people like you will still be standing around here with your head up your a$$ waiting for Jesus or God to come flying out of the sky to wisk you away to Never-Neverland. Instead, more realistically, your flesh and bones will be vaporized by the more-tangable, and VERY real sun that we orbit.

It's never occured to you that maybe, if there is a god, that he/she has given us the intelligence to escape our own doom? That the end of the world may be a challenge -pass or fail?

I hope that answers your question in a way that doesn't reinforce your fu(%ed up beliefs!

Answer 3

First off, oh great Christian advocate, people don't "give in" and pity others, they just try to help them, i.e. the good Samaritan (of course you should already know this seeing as you are so devout). Secondly, the four horsemen kind sir, are,

intolerance
ignorance
bigotry
apathy.

I think it is great that you have a direct link to God, so many believers out there wish they did too. Maybe next time you talk to him you can ask him something relevant like "What can I do to make it a better place?, Who can I seek to broaden my mind? and of course Will you help me to view the world the way that you intended and are reputed to, instead of with spite and fear of all I don't understand." Give that a shot mate, you can tell me how you go when the world ends. Peace be with you.

Answer 4

Illegal mexicans? Huh?

I think your argument may have more merit if you could link up each of these horsemen with what they are supposed to represent (e.g., the "war" on abortion).

Answer 5

i usually don't answer questions from ingrates. but i will take the time and say that i don't find this amusing. it clearly depicts an immature uneducated slave of satan. Maybe this slave is blinded by self confidence or an attempt to convince others that he/she posses self confidence while hiding behind a keyboard.

my question to you is: Does your mommy know your playing on the computer?

Answer 6

The world, dear man, will never end. It'll just change owners like it did before. God and Satan have nothing to do with it, and neither do we.

Answer 7

Well since you missed your deadline I'd say it wasn't "god" talking to you but one of the many voices in your head.

Answer 8

not even the angels in heaven know the exact date of when god will call his children. i'm gussing you're some kind of sick wad.

Answer 9

Um... That day has come and gone. In answer to your question: Look outside. What do YOU see?

Answer 10

Seems like you are a little late on this one.

Answer 11

u r weird...and i just got 2 points