My sister ate the last tofu and drank the last soy milk can I throw a beer bottle at here?

Question

I am trying to lead a healthy life doggonit.

Answer 1

Pull your head outta your keg! REAL MEN don't eat tofu! Eating healthy is one thing, being a girl is another. Go eat a hot dog right now, wash it down with some beer, and rip a few, just to regain your nads. Sheesh!

Answer 2

You do whatever u feel u need to do to let your frustration out! Maybe u should try 2 beer bottles, just in case u miss the first time.

Answer 3

Hmmm...only if its her beer. If you're trying to lead a healthier lifestyle, don't drink it first. To REALLY make her mad you must sacrifice the mighty hops brew, by pouring it down the drain first, then throw! Ha, ha, ha!

Next time she drinks your soy milk, tell her you drank out of the carton, then 'accidentally' backwashed your
alfalfa sprouts in it, oops! That should teach her...

Answer 4

I'll have to check with the judges on that one.... uh, yes, they say that you're legally entitled to throw a beer bottle at her. Just don't miss, because then she will probably throw it back at you.

Answer 5

Drink the beer first.

Answer 6

Then by all means, throw it. But make sure you drink the beer first. lol

Answer 7

Only if it's light carb-free beer.

Answer 8

Just thank her for saving you from a boring existence, you moron!
Who are you, anyways????????
Is the bottle full or empty?

Answer 9

drink a 6-pack and throw them all-just don't miss

Answer 10

let's just fill her with candy, make a pinata out of her and be done with it