I did one of those family history things you know...its like ur grandfather and his father and etc. etc.My history went to Russia..there were my ancestors...all so cute in their little outfits..then a few generations back and we were in Switzerland...and then Europe...Malta...then the middle east...and then i was like OHHH MY GOSHHHHHHHH!! There was my totally great grand dad and mom...they were living in this garden thingie...their names were Adam and Eve or sumpthin' like that...and...and...then the next generation back...i was like on the floor!!! I m flippin royalty!!! My totally first daddy is God!!!!!!!!!! i was like , " DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ".......Then I was so shocked..Then .I looked out the back window of His palace and there were these hairy dudes swinging in trees....I decided to stay inside and not go out there....it was like to cool and awesome and happy inside there with my daddy...and there was like this worship party going on...and everybody was happy.....and...and...
2006-06-19 09:40:08 · 25 answers · asked by little_morphing_anniez 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
you're funny!by the way I'm your sister!
2006-06-19 10:27:40 · answer #1 · answered by changeling 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow, some ignorant, intolerable Christian has really outdone himself here, and I think his name might be little_morphing_anniez
Congratulations!
Anyway, now that I have that out of my system, wait, one more thing. How old are you? 10? You sound like it
Ok, so anyway (again) What makes you think creationism is so much more logical than evolution. Let's see, one was an idea some men more than 3500 years ago came up with, along with the idea that the Earth was flat and the sky was a dome over the flat earth. Evolution was dreamed up late 19th century, stood the test of science so far, and more evidence for it is coming with everyday.
2006-06-19 17:05:14 · answer #2 · answered by Joe Shmoe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I appreciate your enthusiasm (which by the way means filled with God) about finding out that you are not derived from pond-scum. I am supposing that your actual question has something to do with evolution. Micro evolution exists in that species do adapt to their surroundings- this explains our varying skin colors- but macro evolution- one species into another is a bit more far-fetched. This is the heathen's answer to how we got here. But it still does not explain the eye, for instance. It is everyone's right to deny God if they so choose- this is why He gave us free will- and if He does not tread upon it, certainly I am no one to disagree. "only a fool says in his heart there is no God" but if someone wishes to they may choose to be a fool. You, my exurberant friend may be considered foolish by some, but I would rather be a fool FOR God than a fool against Him. There is no war between good and evil- God has already won. This world is just for deciding whose side you want to be on.
2006-06-19 17:03:32 · answer #3 · answered by xwordxclr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if u wanna get tha palace u better be good. why are people being mean, i know if they got news like this they would act like a 3 year old kid in a candy store. i would be worse. Congradulatios dude the only one with royal family yahoo answers.
2006-06-19 17:08:14 · answer #4 · answered by servant of AR-RAHIM mostMERCIFUL 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Congratulations for posting the most words without saying anything of value in the short history of Y!A. Now go back to school, girl. Maybe you can learn something and be able to contribute something useful to this forum.
2006-06-19 16:43:08 · answer #5 · answered by byhisgrace70295 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I sure glad you didn't ask a real question at this time because I don't think I could stand it. But I got to thank you for the 2 points that you let me get at this time . Now you can go back to your DADDY.
2006-06-19 16:49:48 · answer #6 · answered by g3010 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry. I'm sure the "hairy dudes" were just as happy you stayed away. They were probably working on a cure for cancer, or quantum physics. But I'm very glad for you and daddy. Coo-coo, ga-ga.
2006-06-19 16:48:34 · answer #7 · answered by JAT 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BLablabla
2006-06-19 16:54:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, AT, most of it is from the Bible. Paraphrased of course, and with a little imagination, but none the less.
2006-06-19 16:51:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You think its a joke to make fun of God? LOL! If you only knew... I'll be praying for you.
2006-06-19 16:50:46 · answer #10 · answered by Krazy K 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a fun trip. What have you been smoking?
2006-06-19 16:51:47 · answer #11 · answered by mikayla_starstuff 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋