I'm hungry and there's nothing to eat, what do I do?

Answer 1

Go to Burger King and eat an employee?

Answer 2

Read the HolyBook, in the New Testament it has the words of Christ written in red ink, otherwise known as his on blood. Maybe if you read enough of his exact words, your stomach will obey your thirst for more than just the same old food you have been eating most of your life. Do not be afraid to always try something new and daring, then you will know the difference between guttony and true sacrifice. Who (knows) maybe you may even come to adore the words of a man who started on the top of the beautiful world then lost himself in his own painful sorrow.

Answer 3

The Lone Spitfire and Tonto

The Lone Spitfire and Tonto went camping in the desert.
After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Spitfire and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"

The Lone Spitfire replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

The Lone Spitfire ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.
Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?"

Tonto replies, "You dumber than buffalo dung. Someone stole the tent."

(Hi-O Stupid, Away!!)

Answer 4

Chew a stick of gum or have a life savor. Also, when I'm really hungry and there is nothing to eat, I'll have a cup of coffee.

Answer 5

Here is a recipe for catfish .
To catch is easy, they are dumb fish, use chicken liver for bait ( try not to eat all the bait , leave a little and catch a young catfish )
Take a piece of plank and butter it well, pin the cleaned catfish to the plank, spice it and fry for 15 min under a hot grill in the oven.
Throw away the catfish, and eat the plank...catfish is yukky to eat...

Answer 6

I hear wallpaper is tasty... Im not crazy about soaps... cleaning products in general are a turnoff... pets don`t sit still long enough to marinade... hmmmmm, this could be a dilema.

Answer 7

Do you have a goldfish, go to the store or eat out dum a s s!

Answer 8

Order some food. Or eat your boogers. Go to sleep, it takes hunger off your mind. Or suck on ice.

Answer 9

depends, on a diet, dont eat anything. if you actually want to eat, have some summer sausage, muenster cheese, crackers, and pepporoni...mmmm! now im hungry

Answer 10

u nd i hav the same feelings rite now, just go to ur kitchen nd stare at ur fridge or cabinet until u give up deciding nd eat whatever u see infront of u

Answer 11

Then I guess you are going to starve or go get something at the store or nearest fast food place.