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If you had your own airline, what would your rules be for passengers (besides the basic safety rules)?

2006-06-19 09:03:41 · 6 answers · asked by yogazen 4 in Travel Air Travel

6 answers

1. Sit down.
2. Buckle up.
3. Shut your face.
4. If you so much as fart, it will be considered an act of terrorism and you will be subdued.
5. Peanuts $5, pop $5, beer and wine $10. Must use hand singles lest you want to break rule number 3.
6. Deplane by row. Cutting in front of another row will result in getting off last.

2006-06-19 13:21:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

No smoking at all.
Don't make so much noise everyone on the plane looks at you.
Don't make any jokes that could be a major deal to national security (ie 9/11-type jokes)

2006-06-19 16:09:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No talking on cell phone while plane is at gate

2006-06-19 16:14:39 · answer #3 · answered by nickamc80 2 · 0 0

No annoying other passengers...like putting your feet up on their seat and banging it around.

2006-06-19 17:05:02 · answer #4 · answered by NightHowler 3 · 0 0

smoking permitted

2006-06-19 16:07:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

smoking!

2006-06-19 16:40:36 · answer #6 · answered by need2know 3 · 0 0

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